(Updated 31 Jul 09)

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The URL:

St. Augustine Ghost in a Bottle
(Site brought to you by AntKitty@antics.org)

If you tip it upside down, the ghost costume comes off and it's just Old Man Jenkins trying to scare you. Meddling kids... (arlenekader@aol.com) Aren't you dating yourself with those pens?

I'd rather get some Time in a Bottle. (luganrn77@yahoo.com)

I was wondering what Dan Aykroyd and Bill Murray were up to these days. (skibip@aol.com)

I get a lot of those results when I open a bottle of Skyy. (astae@paonline.com)

With this on the shelf next to my pet rock, mood ring, and fake rubber dog shit, my collection will finally become my masterpiece. (Truckerex@comcast.net)

Finally they found a use for those farts I've been bottling up and sending to them. (DOrr221@comcast.net)

Ultimate revenge for the "wine snobs" listed in ReBa. To your spirits! (straightarrow15@hotmail.com)

"Hey, my money just disappeared!" (multislacker@yahoo.com)

I wasn't going to purchase but since the website was created and hosted by GoDaddy, it HAS to be legit! (mcsestretch@gmail.com) or...if you prefer...

Should we expect more from sites hosted by Go Daddy? (archerjoe@hotmail.com) No.

I have some already. It's called Jagermeister. (e-merlin001@hotmail.com) The scary dismembered deer head on the bottle shoulda given you a clue.

Each ghost is also completely silent and invisible in order not to startle you unduly. (tpanner@hotmail.com)

The inspiration for the new movie "Ghostbusters III". (retrometro@rogers.com) Which, ironically, is due out in 2012...hmmmm...isn't 2012 when we all die according to the Mayan Calendar and all?

I can get better spirits in a bottle just around the corner. (tygrkhat40@yahoo.com)

Okay, so what's so special about Budweiser bottles, that ghosts can't get out of them? (kirstenlmsw@gmail.com)

Also, check out our "Sex In A Can"...if you open it, you really get screwed. (guitartexn@aol.com) "What...it comes in a can??" Yeah...you do the joke.

AntKitty, we're trying to invite more people to join HMO, not scare them away. (retrometro@rogers.com)

I'm not surprised. Last time I poured spirits out of a bottle, I saw things too! (kirstenlmsw@gmail.com)

From the makers of "Leprechaun in a Can".... (wamii_69@yahoo.com) "What...Leprechauns come in a can??" Yeah yeah...

Now, that's what I call a bottle of spirits! (wamii_69@yahoo.com)

Ghosts in a bottle? That's really hard to phantom! (maxcel200@aol.com)

Now, because I couldn't choose just one...I give you two...or as I like to call it, my Doppelganger pick...

I love the Boooooooooooooooooooooone's Farm. (mcsestretch@gmail.com)

Shouldn't the 'Contact Us' button give you an order form for a Ouija board? (wamii_69@yahoo.com)