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Great invention! But what happens if get a hole in one? (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

Now, you too can be a water hazard. (GerriHan65@aol.com)

They are really limiting the target consumer group, I know about 15 million MMORPG (online computer games) players that would appreciate not having to sniff their cups before taking a sip from now on by using this product. (CoyPsyche@aol.com) Note to self: Never drink anything my son has left in the computer room.

It's been a while, but the last time I looked, most golf courses still had trees! (astae@paonline.com)

In retaliation to the perceived slur, the European Ryder's Cup team answered with the "YankClub." (gerg17@comcast.net)

Considering how piss-poor my golf game is, this is quite appropriate. (archerjoe@hotmail.com; arlenekader@aol.com) Don't get me started on the people who think their game is crap.

Shouldn't this be called a number one iron? (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

No more waiting to pee ... er... tee off! (luganrn77@yahoo.com)

Nah. My arms aren't long enough to hold it in the proper place, if ya know what I mean! (LouMizzou@yahoo.com) Not a clue - but if you send us a photo...we can probably use it for PhotoLaughs. ;)

And if you order now, we'll send you a portable ball washer absolutely free! (wamii_69@yahoo.com)

"POOOOOOOOOUUUURRRRRRR!!!!!!!! (mahoneycjm@gmail.com)

One question..will this count as an extra stroke? (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

We discontinued our model for women as we found it wasn't worth squat. (maxcel200@aol.com)

In addition to urinary relief, it would work just fine when you want to get some jerk off the course. (skibip@aol.com)

Now your penis is an official member of the Pee G A. (maxcel200@aol.com)

And it's dishwasher safe!...

Perfect for the guy who just wants to piss the day away on the links. (tygrkhat40@yahoo.com)