(Updated 3 Jun 06)
"...Because your neighbors don't think you're weird enough." (email@example.com)
Small wonder why the site only has 705 hits (as of 5-6-06). (firstname.lastname@example.org) Hey, it has 990 now...he soooo owes us!
King Tut doll sold separately. (email@example.com)
Egypt'd me! (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Damn you Pet Rock inventor! (email@example.com)
And if you can't afford that, I can build you a paper pyramid for only $4.95! What a dillhole! (firstname.lastname@example.org)
If you old gizas think these will sell, you are in deNile. Something sphinx around here. (email@example.com)
"Sikkens oil-base wood preservative is particularly good at focusing chi energy which, of course is why I charge a premium for it." (firstname.lastname@example.org) I thought it was for sniffing...uh like this guy undoubtedly does.
The last thing I need around the house is yet another reminder of how small my boobs are. :( (DaphnetheRed@yahoo.com)
So.... does that mean Madonna's lethal cone bra was actually a precursor of her 'convirgin' to Kabbalah?? (email@example.com)
Testimonials: "I set up one of your deluxe 12 foot pyramids in my front yard, and I have now reached a state of inner peace and tranquility. It's almost enough to make up for the relentless harassment I'm now getting from the neighborhood kids. Thanks, Precision Pyramids." (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Not to be mistaken with "Combustible Hippy Crap"! (email@example.com) "Combustible Hippy Crap" is the key element to him selling any of these things.
Don't laugh. It's going a long way to cure my fear of pyramids. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Hey...I have some unclaimed Tweak prizes I could unload...uh...sell to you real cheap...
Once again, I'm drawn into another pyramid scheme. (DLivermore2002@yahoo.com)