(Updated 3 Jun 06)

The URL:

Precision Pyramids
(Suggested by MistahTom@aol.com)

"...Because your neighbors don't think you're weird enough." (stan@squidworks.com)

Small wonder why the site only has 705 hits (as of 5-6-06). (skibip@aol.com) Hey, it has 990 now...he soooo owes us!

King Tut doll sold separately. (vinyllover45@yahoo.com)

Egypt'd me! (archerjoe@hotmail.com)

Damn you Pet Rock inventor! (guitartexn@aol.com)

And if you can't afford that, I can build you a paper pyramid for only $4.95! What a dillhole! (iholdridge@aol.com)

If you old gizas think these will sell, you are in deNile. Something sphinx around here. (skibip@aol.com)

"Sikkens oil-base wood preservative is particularly good at focusing chi energy which, of course is why I charge a premium for it." (tpanner@hotmail.com) I thought it was for sniffing...uh like this guy undoubtedly does.

The last thing I need around the house is yet another reminder of how small my boobs are. :( (DaphnetheRed@yahoo.com)

So.... does that mean Madonna's lethal cone bra was actually a precursor of her 'convirgin' to Kabbalah?? (luganrn77@yahoo.com)

Testimonials: "I set up one of your deluxe 12 foot pyramids in my front yard, and I have now reached a state of inner peace and tranquility. It's almost enough to make up for the relentless harassment I'm now getting from the neighborhood kids. Thanks, Precision Pyramids." (tpanner@hotmail.com)

Not to be mistaken with "Combustible Hippy Crap"! (j_perreaux@hotmail.com) "Combustible Hippy Crap" is the key element to him selling any of these things.

Don't laugh. It's going a long way to cure my fear of pyramids. (tpanner@hotmail.com)

Hey...I have some unclaimed Tweak prizes I could unload...uh...sell to you real cheap...

Once again, I'm drawn into another pyramid scheme. (DLivermore2002@yahoo.com)