(Updated 3 Mar 07)

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"For any dog owner that gives a serious crap and for every dog that seriously takes one!" (DavidGoTribe@aol.com)

You see the size of the mutts in those photos? Obviously, it's only good for "lap" crap. (GrigsbyOK@hotmail.com)

"For the first 100 to order we also provide a training mentor for your dog...a cat." (maxcel200@aol.com) You know, seriously...wouldn't it make more sense to just GET A CAT than to do this?

There is a similar product for the urban equine owner, but you've got to have a pretty big patio. (mimsydivine@earthlink.net)

"Yes! You too can be a lazy ass pet owner and humiliate your dog by turning them into a sideshow exhibit. Watch as Rover hangs his head in shame when other dogs pass by. See him chew holes in the cheap canopy and then go after you in frustration. If you want nothing more than to make your pet the laughingstock of the neighborhood, buy this shoddy piece of crap right now!" (ltldollclaudia@yahoo.com)

This would be perfect for a Boxer. (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

It's hard enough keeping cats out of my kid's sandbox, now I have to keep the dogs out, too? (aquietlighthouse@yahoo.com)

"Comes complete with flammable bags!" (TheEyeWit@yahoo.com)

"Warning: keep the cat away during training, it will make fun of the dog because he can't find the crapper on his own." (mitchwatts@yahoo.com)

"It's also great for grandma, grandpa, and all your drunken friends after your Super Bowl, Oscars, and St. Patty's Day parties!" (luganrn77@yahoo.com) Brings a whole new meaning to those "Patty" day parties I tell you.

I see no reason why this fine product should be limited to dogs, or the patio. As an office-manager always in pursuit of improved efficiency, I think there should be one in every cubicle! (mimsydivine@earthlink.net)

My dog seems to like it...now, about my practice putting green... (GrigsbyOK@hotmail.com)

(AP) After an anonymous alert, authorities in Andalusia, Alabama arrested entrepreneur Aaron Altman amidst allegations of anal animal acts incognito as outdoor urinal activity. Eyewitness accounts of other atrocities are also under investigation, as additional accusations arose involving excessive assonance in Altman's advertising, an idiotic URL, and annoying alliteration in an abridged AP article. (spjk2k@aol.com) Absolutely absurd! (I would have said "abturd" - but that woulda been too silly.)

Great, now my dog can shit and bury his bone at the same time! (bjjtoff@yahoo.com)

"Veterinarian tested! (But we couldn't post that picture on the site.)" (stan@squidworks.com)

YOU tell the pit bull he has to "go" there.... (TheEyeWit@yahoo.com)

Great idea! Now I can accidentally step in dog shit INSIDE the house, too. (GrigsbyOK@hotmail.com) Which makes me wonder why they just didn't have one made of carpet.

Now I don't have to walk the dog at all. He gets no exercise, I have veal for a pet. (mitchwatts@yahoo.com)

As I've said before...it's only a matter of time before they all come to HMO to get their slogans...

This should cheer my dog up. He's been down in the dumps lately. (rlrvsny28@optonline.net)