(Updated 4 Jan 07)

The URL:

Spray-on Condom
(Site suggested by dorr@jam.rr.com)

But wait, there's more, act now and get a free can of fix a flat! (imwednesdayaddams@yahoo.com)

The spray is available in three sizes. 4 ounce, 6 ounce and < you da man > 8 ounce. (JoyfulDJoy@aol.com)

See other uses: bathtub surround sealer, tire puncture repair, sandwich wrap... (j_perreaux@hotmail.com)

It will be HARD to tell by the salespersons whether the buyer is either HUGE or PROMISCUOUS by the number of cases of this stuff he orders per month. (P.S. Is there any discoloration left behind?) Plus... I would like to know how many HMO players (male) signed up to be 'condom testers'. (luganrn77@yahoo.com) Oh...like who's going to admit it?

Dude! I SO signed up to be a tester...I wonder if that comes with a woman to use it on... (jaberwok@yahooy.com)

Sweet. I just signed up as a tester... (glacier68@comcast.net) Well, at least two.

Product ready in five seconds? I'm afraid I don't last that long. (mr_didgers@hotmail.com)

You know, I think there are some things that just shouldn't get vulcanized. (mimsydivine@earthlink.net)

I can tell you right now, it's not going to fit in my wallet. (GrigsbyOK@hotmail.com; mimsydivine@earthlink.net) Well...there's an entrepreneurial thing for you to invent right there.

Act now and we'll throw in a can of "Spray On Pubic Hair"! (ParisIuvsMe@aol.com)

But don't trust us... trust the pencil drawings my 9-year old daughter drew for us! (stan@squidworks.com)

And soon, they'll have the female version in the lab as well - research aided by the people who make the ice cream topping that turns to a shell. (ldolphin34@hotmail.com)

Can I get it with racing stripes? (glacier68@comcast.net) Depends...just how fast ARE you?

Instead of a spray can, the spray on condom should really come in a squirt bottle! (DavidGoTribe@aol.com)

I can see in the near future where this technology will force Trojan to be bought out by Rhino Lining. (ldolphin34@hotmail.com)

This is a grand idea because I really hate throwing regular condoms away simply for the reason they have exceeded their expiration date. (DavidGoTribe@aol.com)

Don't grab the Icy-Hot by mistake! Trust me on this one. (archerjoe@hotmail.com)

I read the fine print. Isn't cyanoacrylate what's in super glue? (strontium901@juno.com)

Our Motto: Where the rubber meets the load! (maxcel200@aol.com)

Putting it on, not so bad.. Removing it with paint thinner and a putty knife..not so good. (Truckerex@insightbb.com)

Aerosols like this will just contaminate the Hozone layer. (Airfarcewon@aol.com) So...that's what they mean by the hole in the...oh...never mind.

Everybody sing - "Put your gland in the can of the man and pull your Paypal..." (irochford@optusnet.com.au)

One size spritz all! (maxcel200@aol.com)

Today your penis - tomorrow, DER VERLD!! Mwahahahah! (irochford@optusnet.com.au) Wait...for most men, isn't it ALREADY their whole world??

So its a "Candom" (Mistahtom@aol.com)

How many come in a can? (jaberwok@yahooy.com) Yes, we just knew someone would ask.

Ya just gotta be a little careful not to apply it nilly-willy. (maxcel200@aol.com)

Brings a whole new meaning to painting the town red...

As much as I use my penis I'd think spraying it with Rustoleum would be more in order. (maxcel200@aol.com)