(Updated 4 Jul 06)
Gee, I'm so glad I sent that thousand dollar grant to Rice University. (MissusMikeyD@aol.com)
The most disturbing results of the Twinkie experiments were the high-pitched screams coming from the Twinkies themselves. (firstname.lastname@example.org) PETA would investigate...but they are too busy yanking them out of whale blow-holes.
You'd think the students at Rice University would've at least used Rice Krispie Treats. (email@example.com)
A link to this website: the perfect Hostess gift. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
I always knew R.I.C.E. University stood for Really Inane Cake Experiments. (email@example.com)
Just reading this made me go get 2 graham crackers, part of a Hershey bar, a marshmallow and a match ... damn you!!! (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Incredibly, there ARE people more stupid than these guys: They buy & eat DEEP FRIED TWINKIES at the County Fair. (GrigsbyOK@hotmail.com)
Twinkies: The WD-40 of snack foods! (email@example.com)
Rice University? There's no rice in Twinkies. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Instead of a cowboy hat, Twinkie the Kid should be sporting a nice healthy bite taken out of the top of his head. (email@example.com) Maybe that's why he's wearing the hat?
If there's so much petroleum products in Twinkies, I say we harvest their fuel potential and send the cartels packin'. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
They're forgetting the all important, "Is Your Penis Longer Than A Twinkie", test. (email@example.com) Is that before or after the experiments?
Somebody should check to see if the Twinkie wrapper and the primary ingredients are the same. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
This guy's mom undoubtedly performed the "Gravitational Response Test" on his head when he was young. (DLivermore2002@yahoo.com)
OK, Mom, you were right- junk food DOES rot your brain. (DaphnetheRed@yahoo.com)
Notice that nobody involved was willing to eat the things. (email@example.com; firstname.lastname@example.org)
This site may also answer why your kid just isn't cut out for sports. (email@example.com)
I see they've implemented the Bush "Science Education" initiative. (GrigsbyOK@hotmail.com; CoyPsyche@aol.com)
They forgot the "consumption to ass density ratio", that's just basic science, people. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Rice University...let's see...Saki is made of rice, right?...
"Try these 'wholesome experiments'..." Oh, the delicious irony! (email@example.com)