(Updated 4 May 06)

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Maxi Pad Slippers
(Site suggested by blue_goddess57@yahoo.com)

The ugliest shoes ever. Period. (tygrkhat40@yahoo.com)

Well, you've gotta do something with all those Maxi Pads you've got left over after menopause. (tpanner@hotmail.com; mscchad@hotmail.com)

Add two tampon applicators, and you get the stiletto heel model. (Truckerex@insightbb.com)

"Stampax" (murdoctor@aol.com)

There are other ways of saying "Now I am a woman." (NITRAMXXX@aol.com)

Ah yes... Maxi Pad Slippers, as used by all reputable CSI's. No more bloody footprints at YOUR crime scene! (rochford@netaus.net.au) If it's MY crime scene...I don't think I'd care much.

Unfortunately, you have to buy a new pair every 28 days! (cmndrnineveh@aol.com)

I coulda used them instead of my waders when the basement flooded. (skibip@aol.com)

Even worse, you should see where they wear their Odor Eaters. (humorlessoffline@aol.com)

THIS is what they do at bachelorette parties?? (strontium901@juno.com) Always.

Wow! Finally something to wear my tampon earrings with! (jaberwock@yahooy.com)

Of course, if you have a cycle THAT heavy, you should probably see your doctor. (stan@squidworks.com)

Also a stylish household cleaning tool. Simply remove paper strip from the sole and bam! No more vacuuming! (bhsmrtgrrl@yahoo.com) "Clean your pad with our pad."....Uhh...no thanks.

Hey, just let me have a normal foot fetish! (maxcel200@aol.com)

Finally! The cure for my sweaty feet! (murdoctor@aol.com; WJKbase@aol.com)

Not sure about these... we suggest you just go with the flow. (maxcel200@aol.com) Oh, I'd probably only wear them once in a blue moon anyway.

The new alternative for wingtips. (moonwolfnsc@aol.com)

Sorry, not expecting any until next month...

These are nice..but do you have anything in red? (Airfarcewon@aol.com; e-marlon@sio.midco.net)