(Updated 4 May 06)
Maxi Pad Slippers
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The ugliest shoes ever. Period. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Well, you've gotta do something with all those Maxi Pads you've got left over after menopause. (email@example.com; firstname.lastname@example.org)
Add two tampon applicators, and you get the stiletto heel model. (Truckerex@insightbb.com)
There are other ways of saying "Now I am a woman." (NITRAMXXX@aol.com)
Ah yes... Maxi Pad Slippers, as used by all reputable CSI's. No more bloody footprints at YOUR crime scene! (email@example.com) If it's MY crime scene...I don't think I'd care much.
Unfortunately, you have to buy a new pair every 28 days! (firstname.lastname@example.org)
I coulda used them instead of my waders when the basement flooded. (email@example.com)
Even worse, you should see where they wear their Odor Eaters. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
THIS is what they do at bachelorette parties?? (email@example.com) Always.
Wow! Finally something to wear my tampon earrings with! (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Of course, if you have a cycle THAT heavy, you should probably see your doctor. (email@example.com)
Also a stylish household cleaning tool. Simply remove paper strip from the sole and bam! No more vacuuming! (firstname.lastname@example.org) "Clean your pad with our pad."....Uhh...no thanks.
Hey, just let me have a normal foot fetish! (email@example.com)
Finally! The cure for my sweaty feet! (firstname.lastname@example.org; WJKbase@aol.com)
Not sure about these... we suggest you just go with the flow. (email@example.com) Oh, I'd probably only wear them once in a blue moon anyway.
The new alternative for wingtips. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Sorry, not expecting any until next month...
These are nice..but do you have anything in red? (Airfarcewon@aol.com; email@example.com)