(Updated 5 Aug 07)

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World's Best Condoms Reviewed

Sampling the forty different condoms wasn't so bad, but damn, that was a long day! (Truckerex@insightbb.com)

After much poking and prodding we finally have a wiener, ahem I mean a winner. (pcorradin@comcast.net)

Looks like condoms are definitely on a roll, here (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

YES!! Now linked with the HMO prize vault. (maxcel200@aol.com) "Hey, I don't give a Rat's Ass about no condoms!" ... "Yes, and that's why you have 14 kids."

Given my mother's reaction, I think there was a small computer glitch....I was trying to help her find the world's best CONDOS! (vinyllover45@yahoo.com)

"Come don the best at the Condom Depot!" (boybuddha@aol.com)

If they don't come with batteries, forget it. (wedrixe@netscape.net)

What a bone-headed website! (skibip@aol.com)

When I said I felt like there was nothing on, I was talking about my TV provider. (vinyllover45@yahoo.com)

I would like to give them a try, BUT, I think I am just dreaming, I really doubt I have the withal. I could blow them up for decorations if they come in different colors. DREAM DREAM DREAM, DAMN! (NITRAMXXX@aol.com) Coming in different colours would probably be cause to see a doctor.

If you guys show this site to your girlfriend, be warned it might rubber the wrong way. (luganrn77@yahoo.com)

I'm disappointed that Saran Wrap never seems to make that list. (scalpel@aol.com)

Even has an expiration date printed at the base. Most people don't know that because they've never had one rolled out that far. (DOrr221@comcast.net)

"Not one test employee yet to be impregnated." (tpanner@hotmail.com) Probably because each was tested "by hand".

World's best condoms, world's worst grammar. Can you really trust guys with the brains of a 13 year old to rate condoms? (e-marlon@sio.midco.net)

You'd have to be a real prick to wear one of these. (rod.renner@juno.com)

Skip the embarrassment at the drug store....buy condoms on the Internet and let everybody know what you're doing that way! (vinyllover45@yahoo.com) And remember they don't put the word "Condom" anywhere on the box...because they mail 'em in an envelope!

Uh... ahem. Um...where's the, uh...link for the....uh...ultra small condoms? I mean....my...uh....friend wants to know. (lhill@bryant.edu)

Say it ain't so, Joe...

And, of course, all condoms are tested on your Mama. (Whoops, wrong contest!) (joseph-blevins@sbcglobal.net)