(Updated 7 Aug 06)
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What is it with the British and bodily functions? (firstname.lastname@example.org) "Listen, you'd find yourself pretty bloody interested in the state of your excretiary functions too, if your country was famed for it's fried blood, kidney puddings and "Spotted Dick".
Anyway, we might have peeometers, but German toilets have a little poop shelf, just sayin'.
My God, we're becoming a nation of people who do nothing but pee into cups day in and day out. (email@example.com) "Tell me about it, I'm at University."
I printed out a Peeometer and ether I'm sick or my color ink cartridges are in the wrong slots. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
this is what Yorkshire water is, I don't even WANT to know how they make Yorkshire pudding. (email@example.com)
"Well, your pee looks pretty clear there, Billy. But it was a little suspicious how you got an "A" on this weeks math test after getting only a "C" on the last one. We'll just run your sample down to the lab to check for any illegal doping. Okay? Run along now." (firstname.lastname@example.org) Illegal doping? When I was in primary school we didn't have fancy "smart drugs", we had to sniff the black marker for entertainment, or as the cool kids called it, "Ride the Dark Crayola Pony".
Aha! From the 2nd photo, I can see that fraternities are already having pledges chug the contests for initiations. I love tradition, don't you? (email@example.com) Aaah, you know i've never actually encountered a fraternity here, our poor rich kids have to make do with the Masons, poor little bastards, condemned to a life of never getting a speeding ticket due to playing endless games of golf with the constabulary.
Why do I get visions of a dystopian nightmare where yellow pee and love are banned, but mostly yellow pee, when you say it like that?...
"We have dedicated our professional lives to creating a world of colorless urine." (firstname.lastname@example.org)