(Updated 7 Jun 07)


The URL:

Pawsense
(Site suggested by glacier68@comcast.net)

Use it to keep those four paws from doing a faux pas. (rod.renner@juno.com)

PawSense also includes a sandbox mode, which features extra-sensitive urine detection, releasing a flood of absorbent material onto your keyboard, as well as directing a 50,000 volt charge at the feline's genitals. (irochford@optusnet.com.au)

If we stop the cats, don't the terrorists win? (monetmonet@artlover.com)

Fuck that, some of my best entries were written by my cat. (GrigsbyOK@hotmail.com; DaphnetheRed@yahoo.com) What do you mean "some"??

The cause of the problem is that cats have that great sense of smell, and they're just tryin' to get to your spam. (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

Useless. My cat's deaf. (DaphnetheRed@yahoo.com) Guess you need that fancy 50,000 volts to the genitals one, then.

This software is destroying the underground kittyporn industry. (monetmonet@artlover.com; williemelmoth@aol.com)

Unfortunately, this program can't tell the difference between four paw and two finger typing, thereby locking out half of the users from their own system. (rod.renner@juno.com)

But wait, there's more! Buy today and get the cat-like typing spellchecker! This amazing piece of software automatically corrects cat-like typing! Even works with squirrel-like typing! And check out the advanced mode which corrects even spider-monkey-on-speed-like typing! (archrejoe@hotmail.com) But can those spider monkeys do this...

So easy, even 500 monkeys writing Shakespeare can use it! (Mistahtom@aol.com)

Now if they would just come up with something to keep the dog from downloading porn. (Truckerex@insightbb.com; monetmonet@artlover.com)

I should be so lucky, having my cat entering RANDOM commands -- she keeps selling my stuff on e-Bay. (mimsydivine@earthlink.net)

Gentlemen: Unfortunately I am unable to activate your program...my cat ate my mouse! (maxcel200@aol.com)

It's either this or euthanasia! (luganrn77@yahoo.com) ...or...

No need for this product now, I've already thrown my cat out the window for doing that and I currently live on the 57th floor. (davidgotribe@aol.com) 57 floors...57 varieties...Heinz ketchup...catsup...hmmmm...coincidence??? Probably.

"Honestly, honey, it was the CAT who lost our life savings playing Online Poker." (joseph-blevins@sbcglobal.net)

PawSense: Just what I needed - miaosic to my ears. (majoreizwarta@hotmail.co.uk)

Great. Now she won't leave my Dance Dance Revolution alone. (DaphnetheRed@yahoo.com)

See...you already had this one licked...

If you want to keep pussy off the computer, just use parental controls, for Pete's sake. (skibip@aol.com)