(Updated 7 Nov 08)

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And here with a rebuttal is Triumph, the insult comic dog. (seeker@vcoms.net)

OK, the "frosting" comes in four new flavors, "Kibbles 'n Bits", "Alpo", "Gains Burgers", and "Last Night's Creamed Corn." (GerriHan65@aol.com)

Also good for making poop-sicles to give to your friends whom you would like to eat more shit. (luganrn77@yahoo.com)

I tell ya, every year Christmas stuff comes earlier and earlier...as evidenced by these two entries...

Watch for a new Christmas song out this year.."Frosty, The Poop Can" (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

Frosty The Poopman, was a turdy, happy soul. With a corn.....heh.. you get the picture. (arlenekader@aol.com)

The level of this contest has gone to the dogs. (rod.renner@juno.com) Well, not really - goats maybe. Yeah...we've got goats coming. Stay tuned.

I see this "Poop Freeze" has an infomercial, and you know what that means....It's full of crap!" (retrometro@rogers.com)

Yeah, uh-huh, oh sure, I bet. The very last thing anybody is ever gonna use this on is dog poop. Just wait until the old lady bends over. (seeker@vcoms.net)

Why not just spray the pet's rear end with this stuff, and freeze it at the source? (Airfarcewon@aol.com) I think that's a whole other website.

The day I buy this product will be the day that smell freezes over. (maxcel200@aol.com)

Sure is better than that can of Poop-Steam that I bought. (mashallaha@aol.com) No shit, Sherlock.

Isn't it interesting that someone named "AntKitty" would find a site about dog poop? (retrometro@rogers.com)

Can I use this on the urine that occasionally trickles down my leg? (ponytayl@cox.net) Ummm...I think THAT'S another website, too.

My ex-girlfriend told me to get one of these and inhale it....She said I was full of crap! (retrometro@rogers.com)

You guys thinking alike is really scaring me...

Hey Frat boys! It works on vomit too! (mashallaha@aol.com)

Coming soon: Barf Freeze. Available in case lots for college fraternities. (skibip@aol.com)

They need to dial back the cans pressure a bit. I now have frosted doggy diarrhea splattered on the wall and frozen into the rug. (DOrr221@comcast.net) Another satisfied customer!

Makes it easier to toss into your neighbor's backyard. (archerjoe@hotmail.com)

Another slogan courtesy of HMO...

For people who need help getting their shit together. (maxcel200@aol.com)