(Updated 8 May 08)

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ThinkGeek: Super Pii Pii Brothers
(Site suggested by archerjoe@hotmail.com)

Is this also for sale on the mainstream market? (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

Tips for women players: get a good grip, don't look at other players during the game, and be sure to shake it well. (rod.renner@juno.com)

I don't need the friggin' game. I've already got the equipment. (tygrkhat40@yahoo.com) Yeah, but let's see you try to sell it on eBay.

A must have for women with Piinis envy. (ankle_jay@comcast.net)

The strap-on wii? Didn't anyone learn ANYTHING from the Harry-potter broomstick PR nightmare?? (mikepena@socal.rr.com)

Oh goody. Japanese golden showers have gone mainstream. And a damn healthy one at that! (guitartexn@aol.com) "Oh goody?" Someone out there still says "oh goody"?

For those who are really skilled, try it while standing on the hula chair. (archerjoe@hotmail.com)

After much deliberation, the original game title "Super Erection Set" was scrapped in favor of "Super Pii Pii". (gerg17@comcast.net)

Act now and we will send you "Menstruation Mania" at no additional charge! (imwednesdayaddams@yahoo.com)

Us older guys with prostate problems could be up playing this game all night.. (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

I wonder if swanky hotels will include this game in their suites for angry, rowdy rock stars. Beats breaking the TV. (guitartexn@aol.com) Yeah, it's much easier cleaning the urine off the TV than picking up all those little pieces.

This game makes number one easily....it won't sell, but it will make number one. (retrometro@rogers.com)

You just know that the sequel will be a piece of crap. (rod.renner@juno.com)

"Jacking in your Wiimote" has just become my new favorite euphemism! (kirstenlmsw@gmail.com)

It's just another fad that will peter out. (retrometro@rogers.com)

And brings a whole new meaning to being a "strapping young lad"...

Think you're a whiz kid? Prove it! (archerjoe@hotmail.com)