(Updated 9 Mar 08)


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Very Naughty Origami

Will it in-crease your sex drive? (DaphnetheRed@yahoo.com)

The key word in their advertising is HARDcover. (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

Let's get Cadeaux's son this book! It's time to upgrade those Tweak Of The Week prizes from dolphins and Venus Fly Traps! (rod.renner@juno.com) Ooops, does it say "venus"?...Must be a typo.

Now you can learn how to make a paper origami bra....itchy as Hell and a big rip-off! (retrometro@rogers.com)

My God, this is nasty, I hope they send it wrapped in plain brown paper! (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

The hard part is guessing why the pages stick together. (ldolphin34@hotmail.com) Uh...you don't use glue when you make origam...ewwwwww...you are sick, sick, sick!

I threw out my back just looking at it. (archerjoe@hotmail.com)

...and just by adding a strategically placed string and hook, you can make your own Christmas tree ornaments for next year's tree or for gifts for your friends! (luganrn77@yahoo.com) A G-string, no doubt.

Usually, guys with this much time on their hands use their hands for something else. (tygrkhat40@yahoo.com)

So now you know why my hands are covered with all those paper cuts. (joseph-blevins@sbcglobal.net) It's not your HANDS we were wondering about.

Paper has always been a sexual stimulant, just look at the success of "Playboy" magazine. (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

Now you can be naughty and NOT cheat on your taxes when you send the IRS an erotic w-2 form. (maxcel200@aol.com) I could do a really crude "read my lips" joke here...but I won't.

"Ya' gotta' know how to hold 'em..know how to fold 'em.." (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

My paperboy read Nick Robinson's book and you should see the what he's doing to my USA Today. (humorbear@aol.com) You just don't want to see what he does it with tomorrow.

Sure, it looks good on paper... (bhsmrtgrrl@aol.com)

Looking for a clever alternative to jewelry for your anniversary? You can't go wrong with X-rated paper folding. (tpanner@hotmail.com) Hey...the 1st anniversary is paper, darling...I'm not being cheap, I swear...I was being ROMANTIC!

Your ping pong ball eyes say no, but your construction paper mouth screams, "I want it bad." (Truckerex@insightbb.com)

Remember girls...the standard size for origami paper is 6"...but he'll swear he's using the 9...

I was going to tell her "No", but when she brought out this book, I folded. (archerjoe@hotmail.com)