(Updated 13 Nov 05)

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I don't know how useful a Bumper Dumper would be, but I do know that a picture of someone sitting on this thing while speeding along at 60 mph will appear on HMO sooner or later. (pjb1671@yahoo.com)

Leave it to Leno to show up whwerever there is crap. (HerzogVon@aol.com) He has the money for the elite hip waders..

Well, I would order one, but there's probably a hitch. (ParisIuvsMe@aol.com)

When in desolate areas as in the photos, you don't NEED a toilet. Save the sixty bucks. (ldolphin34@hotmail.com)

So, where's the home office, Flushing Meadows, New York? (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

You can always tell who had one of those attached to their bumper...it's the car with a mile long roll of toilet paper stuck to the tire. (Cantw82paint@Aol.com)

Ok, I won't be going to any of their tailgate parties. (saxonraerae7@aol.com)

Don't be put off if a hitchhiker smirks as he asks you "goin' my way"? (maxcel200@aol.com)

Please note: flourescent safety vests and orange caution triangles sold separately, but recommended for in-transit use. (bhsmrtgrrl@yahoo.com)

And as for the most feared rear-ender:

Uncle Booger was recently arrested for public indecency when caught using his product at a football tailgate party. Uncle Booger was heard to say his next invention would be a curtain rod hanger for privacy as he was lead off in handcuffs with his pants around his ankles. (dorr@jam.rr.com)