(updated 17 Jan 05)
URL: The World's First Inflatable Pub!
(Site suggested by email@example.com)
...and for a limited time, you will receive an additional Inflatable Drunk Tank, absolutely FREE! (firstname.lastname@example.org)
And the usual bar tramps... Around a pub like this..you'd have to call 'em trampolines.. (Airfarcewon@aol.com) I'm not sure yet if I should give you credit or smack you for this one.
The perfect place to have a bachelor party before getting married in their inflatable church. (email@example.com)
I can't wear spiked heels in there? forget it! (DaphnetheRed@yahoo.com) But...you CAN wear...pumps!
Good idea -- now it won't hurt so much when you're "falling-down drunk!" (firstname.lastname@example.org)
When you feel the room start to spin, you may not be drunk, but just caught in heavy winds. (SPTirish@aol.com; email@example.com)
I bet the men inside are STILL full of more hot air than that thing (DaphnetheRed@yahoo.com)
Air pumping time = Wasted drinking time (ListenBucko@yahoo.com) Reading each entry = Wasted drinking time. Hey, your formula works for everything!
"Darts STRICTLY prohibited!" (firstname.lastname@example.org)
In a joint like this, being a "bouncer" could take on a whole new meaning. (HerzogVon@aol.com)
You'll notice they don't market this thing through "The Sharper Image"...(yuk, yuk, yuk!) (email@example.com) Hmmmm...you've got a point! (yuk, yuk, yuk back atcha) ;)
For the alcoholic who just can't wait for the bars to open! (BRE727@aol.com)
Alcohol and a padded cell. Reminds me of home. (Electronicwaffle@yahoo.com)
Finally, a place to get your inflatable date drunk. (firstname.lastname@example.org) "C'mon honey, this place sucks...let's blow this joint."
"Honey, I SWEAR. It was a blow-up bar. It was right here last night..." (email@example.com)
The only pub to guarantee a blow-job every night. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
They also sell their beer at inflated prices! (email@example.com)
"Well, son...if you can blow up this here pub..."
...and you thought it was bad when they made you blow up a BALLOON when they stopped you for DUI! (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Well, I will try my best to be as clear and concise as I can in describing our new contest...yeah yeah, good luck. Basically what it amounts to is this:
1) I provide a website's URL...the link will be clickable so you can see exactly which page of the website you are to go to (please do not go to any other pages of the website for your entries...only the one that is given).
2) Make funny, witty, off-the-wall comments about anything on that page given...the wording, the name of the site itself, the photos...anything you see fit, as long as it is on that page. Some suggestions of what you could do is dialogue of the people in the photos, inventing an ad slogan for the product (if there's a product), what type of person would go to that site, what they were thinking when they decided to create the website in the first place, etc., I am sure the list could go on and on...if you can think of it, and it's good...we'd like to hear it.
3) Submit your entries and check back to see who won.
Please also feel free to send us URLs...but keep in mind we aren't going to be using all of them.