(Updated 21 Nov 05)
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Ok, my little Dog Man-Vixens (?)... rubber up for these canine treats:
Our Spokesman Snoop Dog Says: Do it Doggy Style (email@example.com)
Ok, Sparky...today Daddy has something ribbed for you, and it not a bone! (firstname.lastname@example.org)
"Millions of brutal forced castrations and female genital mutilations take place every year in America. We need to put a stop to these atrocities and give every living creature the respect it deserves." Hear that, Quentin Tarantino? Now knock it off, already! (HerzogVon@aol.com)
This creates a whole new problem..like, where will dogs carry them..they don't have a wallet. (Airfarcewon@aol.com)
Anything to keep that s**t off of my leg. (Cantw82paint@Aol.com)
He licks his nuts constantly as it is. What's gonna happen when they start tasting like gravy? (DLivermore2002@yahoo.com) Bucko survived. So can he.
We at Dog Condoms realize not every dog will want to wear a condom, the best way to put one on an unwilling dog would be the oral method, a dedicated owner would place the condom in their mouth and spread it out , like blowing a bubble in chewing gum, then place mouth over the aroused dog member and slip it into place. (email@example.com)
Thank God for the recall... thought I'd never get my human castration campaign off the ground! (AutumnEagl@yahoo.com)
For that discriminating bitch that will take on any mutt (not to be used by or with Paris Hilton). (firstname.lastname@example.org) So..a free hotel room with a poodle is a bad thing?
Boned, for her pleasure! (email@example.com)
Or, you could just have them become canine priests. One way or another, there's less procreation. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
These people ought to be spayed, too, because we sure as hell don't want them reproducing. (GrigsbyOK@hotmail.com)
No matter WHAT the scent is, the bitches are STILL gonna complain about lack of stimulation for THEM! (email@example.com)
Must be good because the company I work for blocked it with a firewall! (firstname.lastname@example.org) You obviously have abused your dog porn quota for the month. Switch to kitty porn.
Forget the condom. That bitch will put out either way. (email@example.com)
And the Fideaux latex award goes to:
Not a problem for me. I have a Great Dane in a neighborhood filled with Chihuahuas. It would be like trying to squeeze a redwood through the eye of a needle. (firstname.lastname@example.org)