(Updated 22 Dec 05)

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The Go-Go's pose with Robert Hazzard and Thomas Dolby in the background.... (cmndrnineveh@aol.com)

This simply proves that dirty old men never die and go away nicely. (WJKbase@aol.com)

Based in Sacramento, CA? How much do you want to bet they get state funding? (tygrkhat40@yahoo.com)

Hell, aint as bad as you think it is. Spook the gals, with a quicky and Old Nick wants to know all the details. (NITRAMXXX@aol.com)

Four drunk girls on a beach in Cancun can't remember who they were partying with. We're gonna need the FBI's help on this case. (DLivermore2002@yahoo.com) I volunteer my probing abilities for the follow-up data intake and exhaust.

Is it just me or does the whole "Mario writes..." thing about just him and 4 girls...alone on the beach...yeah right. (jaberwok@marktwain.net)

B.S.dotcom---where your English is as deliberately fractured as your memory cells. Check out the syntax of the wording...it ends in all the right places: just the punctuation has been moved around! Upon further review...even North Americans can't spell "weird" right half the time! (paracletus3@earthlink.net)

Notice that the two girls with the ghosts directly behind them have the biggest smiles. (NonComposMentiss@aol.com)

Later the girls disappeared without a trace. All the authorities could find was an enigmatic message written in the sand, "Umm...tasty. Dammit, I'm out of floss. Signed, Chupacabra." (tpanner@hotmail.com)

Hey! Dirty old men ghosts need love, too.. (Airfarcewon@aol.com) Code name: Rusty Spike

Obviously a double exposure. Four pairs of boobs, 2 dirty old men who groped them seconds later, 2 inept photos on the web site, posted by one guy with half a brain. (strontium901@juno.com)

Next time don't have your beach party right next to the Democratic Senators Beach Party! (maxcel200@aol.com)

Men are pigs when they're alive. Why should we be surprised? (wedrixe@netscape.net) MOM? Is that you??

We're baaaaaack! and we're hooooorny! (robertellingsworth@yahoo.com)

Anyone can tell that's photo's not some dead spirit - that's just Keith Richards on spirits. (ldolphin34@hotmail.com)

Calling drunk frat guys "ghosts" doesn't make you any less a slut. (DLivermore2002@yahoo.com)

And the Ghostbuster Border Patrol has shaken down the fence with...

The policia of Culiacan, Mexico commented later that the ghost is yet to be identified. However, the policia do have a lead from a local ghost whisperer that claims the ghost allegedly haunts the women's outhouse located just 100 meters down the beach. The policia have added the description of the ghost to the local registered pedofile list. They have asked that if anyone spots a older, white male ghost staulking underaged women on the beach to report it to the authorities immediately. (burnettwesley@yahoo.com)