(updated 27 Nov 04)

URL: The Home Page of Peter Pan
(Site suggested by ListenBucko@yahoo.com)

My respect for the Webby awards just went down enormously (JOSQUARD@aol.com) And to think I actually wanted one of these....sheesh...what was I thinking? Okay, I still do - someone PLEASE nominate HMO (and pay the nomination fee).

And if he doesn't manage to off Captain Hook, he can always move to Sherwood Forest. (handarazuur@hotmail.com)

"Looking for a Special Girl!" one that enjoys long flights to my secluded island and being kidnapped by pirates. (endocrom@aol.com)

You can sigh, you can sigh, you can sigh! (JOSQUARD@aol.com)

The only thing to say is grab your children and run. (richdiandkids@optonline.net)

"Elfin Technologies"....? Does Kinsey's estate know about this guy? (cmndrnineveh@aol.com) Forget Kinsey...how about Keebler?

In a press release, Michael Jackson said, "Whoa, that dude's weird." (spamalope@access4less.net)

Just what I need. A web site that makes my wife seem more masculine. (grumpchong@aol.com)

When Michael Jackson said that he was selling the Neverland Ranch, I thought who in their right mind would ever want to buy it. Now I'm just hoping that he's asking too much. (zcktomcat@aol.com)

Geez.....some guys never grow up. (skibip@aol.com)

I was wondering what Steven Cojocaru does when he's not on the Today show or Entertainment Tonight. He's spreading pixie dust. (AuntShecky711@aol.com)

Not that there is anything wrong with that. (william.fishburne@verizon.net)

Now the spokesperson for Peter Pan Peanut Butter...but only the kind without nuts. (maxcel200@aol.com)

Great, now when I read Peter Pan to my kid, I'll have to down a few beers before I start to help blur the images I just saw out of my mind. (saxonraerae7@aol.com) So...what you are saying is I should consider getting beer companies to advertise on HMO?

This dude proves it's impossible to have a mid-life crisis...if you have no life!  (maxcel200@aol.com)

This is your brain...this is your brain on pixie dust...any questions? (JOSQUARD@aol.com)

I Bet He Knows Some Lost Boys. (richdiandkids@optonline.net)

Know where this guy got that cool outfit. At The Gap...The Gender Gap! (maxcel200@aol.com)

Finally, a man admitting he has a Peter Pan complex. (muhltrayne@yahoo.com)

At least 6,500,000 of the hits on the site have been traced back to a computer at the Neverland Ranch. (tygrkhat40@yahoo.com)

That explains why "Choosy Mothers Choose JIF". (imwednesdayaddams@yahoo.com) I'll just choose to click my little window closed, thank you.

At long last someone that STAR TREK FANS can laugh at. (richdiandkids@optonline.net)

I take back everything I ever said about Michael Jackson being the biggest freak on the planet. (Truckerex@insightbb.com)

If this dude's trying to make a fashion statement..it will never fly. (maxcel200@aol.com)

Tights...Fairies...are we gonna wait until he starts wearing one glove before we lock this guy up? (DaJakAiss@aol.com)

All of a sudden, getting older and maturing doesn't look so bad after all. (DaphnetheRed@yahoo.com)

"I do believe...I do believe...I do believe you're right..."

I'll buy the third star to the right part, but I don't think this guy's flyin "straight" anywhere! (MrglsJon@aol.com)