(Updated 29 Nov 05)

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Well the votes are in from the 'Liver' Pool and here we go:

"Modern Drunkard Magazine: Charting Scirrhosis for 100 years! (cmndrnineveh@aol.com)

"Dear Concerned Cad": Good grief! Has it come to this?! (If I only knew what Ambien and Grey Goose were - I don't - I'd enroll the poor girl in a Top Twelve-Step Program.) (HerzogVon@aol.com) The Twelve-Step program in her case entails a walk to the bathroom before passing out again.

My luck, the very same day I renew my "Booze Fancy" and "Alcohol Afficianado" suscriptions I find this site for FREE. Where were you yesterday? (DLivermore2002@yahoo.com)

If I WANT a picture of Sean Penn shit-faced, I'll GOOGLE it, thank you! (stigg@cs.com)

Scott "Sexy Wexy" would like to remind everyone to drink and pick up last call chicks responsibly. (ParisIuvsMe@aol.com)

I don't know if he deserves to be Drunkard of the Month, or if the award should go to his hair stylist. No way that coif was done in a sober state. (manpretty@gmail.com)

Do I drink on stage? Well, not when I'm doing my balloon animal show between sets...the kids really don't like the smell of them when they pop. (ParisIuvsMe@aol.com) Kinda like those blobby creatures in Tremors?

And the most beaten Liverless (Yes, we have our people that keep tabs):

Cross-referencing the former drunkard of the month winners with winners of the Darwin Award yields some fascinating results. (DLivermore2002@yahoo.com)