(updated 30 Sep 04)

URL: Flat-D
(URL provided by rochford@netaus.net.au)

Flat-D: Because we know about the high cost of gas. (JOSQUARD@aol.com)

"Here honey, Merry... oh no I'm not saying you stink.. Wait!! Come back!!" (ltldollclaudia@yahoo.com)

Alright, WHO is buying the REUSABLE ONE?? If your gas is that bad that you feel the need to purchase the FLAT-D, How do you check it... "SNIFF SNIFF! You know this one isn't that bad let me strap it back on to my butt." (richdiandkids@optonline.net; ltldollclaudia@yahoo.com)

I wonder if they make them for my dog? Hey, they do! Marge? Where's the credit card! (e-marlon@sio.midco.net)

Have you ever farted??? Have you ever let it rip??? Did you ever make a weird face and pass it off as someone else???? Well, worry no more! FLAT-D, we've got your ass covered!!! (gastlamba@hotmail.com)

Sean Young's rear end in "Ace Ventura: Pet Detective." (junkmailmagnet42@aol.com) Thank you - another visual I won't be able to get rid of for a while.

There are so many people who could use this product only with some sort of mouth adapter. (Seeker@vcoms.net)

Flat-D: Our product doesn't stink, and neither will you! (tygrkhat40@yahoo.com)

I don't know any "Flat Ds." They're all really built! (MooseSpeak@netscape.net; fireflysmail@aol.com) I guess, technically that makes you a "T" and not an "A" person?

Kinda takes the fun out of it...don't ya think???!!! (sheafitz1@netscape.com)

Yeah, yeah, yeah...you guys are just full of hot air. (paracletus3@aol.com)

If you're poor, spray cologne on a Zig-Zag and stick it between your cheeks. (iPHARTonU@hotmail.com) Nice screen name - shouldn't you really put it to use and contact them about an endorsement deal?

"Others in your elevator will thank you!" (stan@squidworks.com)

I fail to see why I should make an entry, when all I will do is make an ass of myself. (paracletus3@aol.com)

If you need a chemical warfare suit between your ass and the rest of the world, perhaps what you really need is a doctor. (khalazdad@adelphia.net)

"... and yet no one has come up with a cure for cancer." (DaJakAiss@aol.com)

Another crappy product. (khalazdad@adelphia.net)

Small print: "Caution: product may cause gas retention and explosion." (MooseSpeak@netscape.net)

Just when you thought farts couldn't get any funnier... (scalpel@aol.com)

"Bulges? We don't need no steeenking bulges!" (JOSQUARD@aol.com)

Actual Testimonial: " Ah'd like to put a plug in for this product!" (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

Nine out of ten doctors, my ass. (terdeis@shaw.ca)

A real work of fart. (khalazdad@adelphia.net)

Hey, it beats being the No. 2 name in flatulence odor control products. (HerzogVon@aol.com)

I smell a comeback!...

I particularly like the line drawing of Uri Geller bending a spoon with his rectum. (khalazdad@adelphia.net)