(updated 30 Sep 04)
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Flat-D: Because we know about the high cost of gas. (JOSQUARD@aol.com)
"Here honey, Merry... oh no I'm not saying you stink.. Wait!! Come back!!" (email@example.com)
Alright, WHO is buying the REUSABLE ONE?? If your gas is that bad that you feel the need to purchase the FLAT-D, How do you check it... "SNIFF SNIFF! You know this one isn't that bad let me strap it back on to my butt." (firstname.lastname@example.org; email@example.com)
I wonder if they make them for my dog? Hey, they do! Marge? Where's the credit card! (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Have you ever farted??? Have you ever let it rip??? Did you ever make a weird face and pass it off as someone else???? Well, worry no more! FLAT-D, we've got your ass covered!!! (email@example.com)
Sean Young's rear end in "Ace Ventura: Pet Detective." (firstname.lastname@example.org) Thank you - another visual I won't be able to get rid of for a while.
There are so many people who could use this product only with some sort of mouth adapter. (Seeker@vcoms.net)
Flat-D: Our product doesn't stink, and neither will you! (email@example.com)
I don't know any "Flat Ds." They're all really built! (MooseSpeak@netscape.net; firstname.lastname@example.org) I guess, technically that makes you a "T" and not an "A" person?
Kinda takes the fun out of it...don't ya think???!!! (email@example.com)
Yeah, yeah, yeah...you guys are just full of hot air. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
If you're poor, spray cologne on a Zig-Zag and stick it between your cheeks. (iPHARTonU@hotmail.com) Nice screen name - shouldn't you really put it to use and contact them about an endorsement deal?
"Others in your elevator will thank you!" (email@example.com)
I fail to see why I should make an entry, when all I will do is make an ass of myself. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
If you need a chemical warfare suit between your ass and the rest of the world, perhaps what you really need is a doctor. (email@example.com)
"... and yet no one has come up with a cure for cancer." (DaJakAiss@aol.com)
Another crappy product. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Small print: "Caution: product may cause gas retention and explosion." (MooseSpeak@netscape.net)
Just when you thought farts couldn't get any funnier... (email@example.com)
"Bulges? We don't need no steeenking bulges!" (JOSQUARD@aol.com)
Actual Testimonial: " Ah'd like to put a plug in for this product!" (Airfarcewon@aol.com)
Nine out of ten doctors, my ass. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
A real work of fart. (email@example.com)
Hey, it beats being the No. 2 name in flatulence odor control products. (HerzogVon@aol.com)
I smell a comeback!...
I particularly like the line drawing of Uri Geller bending a spoon with his rectum. (firstname.lastname@example.org)