(updated 31 Oct 04)
URL: Jacqueline Stallone's Rumpology
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Hopefully this site wasn't done tongue in cheek. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
"Yo...dere goes my mudduh, makin' an ass out of herself again!" (email@example.com)
Wonder what she's gonna think about that liver spot...wait, I don't HAVE any liver spots...uuuuugh! (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Is a franchise available? (email@example.com)
All men should buy a copy of this book and carry it at all times, so they can say, "Yes, Miss, I was looking at your ass... but only for scientific reasons. See? Now... would you like a complete reading?" (firstname.lastname@example.org) No no no - you're looking for a book on Butt-Phrenology...that's a whole other science...but probably much more "handy".
So is calling someone a fat-ass actually some sort of a cosmic compliment? (email@example.com)
I see a fad diet in your future soon. Please. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
From derriere to Perrier - ride your rump to riches! (JOSQUARD@aol.com) Because "Ride your ass to cash" was already taken?
No ifs, ands -- just butts. (email@example.com)
That is positively the most asinine thing I have ever heard! (WilliamFBuckley@Firing.Line.pu; firstname.lastname@example.org)
Jackie told J Lo that she'd have a really, really, really big year. (email@example.com) Uh...was that "year" or "rear"?
I don't need an expert to tell me what kind of @$$#*!& I am. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Actually, sales are so good, Ms Stallone is falling behind in her work! (email@example.com)
It's not all that it's cracked up to be. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Sounds like a pretty good deal...but I think I'll sit on it a while. (Airfarcewon@aol.com)
I'm getting a reading. Wait.... yes, those pants WILL make your butt look big! (email@example.com)
We're the only ones that can make this claim: 'Your future is behind you'. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
The only horoscope where The Moon is in every sign. (email@example.com)
"We strongly oppose the propagation of this disgusting practice." - Xerox Technicians Union (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Proud member of the "Psychic Ends Network." (JOSQUARD@aol.com)
Hey...don't be so hasty to give it a "bum" rap...
Don't be fooled! It's just another form of Asstrology! (email@example.com)