...he inspires you to think of this topic. (Cantw82paint@Aol.com)
..you look in the mirror and realize that you have started wearing your oversized pants down around your knees. (HollinsGirl76@aol.com)
...they keep using your adolescence as the bad examples. (Mistahtom@aol.com) Well, if I'd only stop telling him those stories about "the time I was wasted"...
...they refuse to remove the virus from your computer until you raise their allowance. (email@example.com)
...you're fighting ANY battle with your teenager. (Rabdreadr@aol.com; firstname.lastname@example.org)
...while you're taking Canadian drugs, he's on Mexican drugs. (email@example.com)
...everything you buy he takes back and gets in black. (firstname.lastname@example.org) Maybe he's just going thru his Johnny Cash phase?
...he never suffers hearing loss at a rock concert...only when you're around. (email@example.com)
...after you tell them they can't borrow your car, they steal the neighbors. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
...he uses multi-syllabic words while arguing, and you have to call "Time Out" to get the dictionary. (email@example.com) I guess a "yo mamma" wouldn't work as a comeback here, huh?
...he agrees with only one thing you say..."you need that nose piercing like you need a hole in your head!" (firstname.lastname@example.org)
...you put biohazard signs on the door to their room hoping they'll get the hint to clean it and they think it's cool and add more. (email@example.com)
...at the heat of the argument, they use "fo shizzle" just to confuse you. (LastComicStandng@aol.com)
Our last Finish Line winner for a while...
...any punishment you try to issue is met by a chuckle, followed by, "good one", and a pat on your tush. (firstname.lastname@example.org)