(updated 5 Mar 04)
You know you are going thru your second childhood when...
...you don't click away from the Cartoon Channel as fast as you used to. (Airfarcewon@aol.com)
...you throw a tantrum when your HMO entry isn't selected. (Sugarbaybee69@aol.com)
...you paint flames on your "Hoveround". (email@example.com)
...your kids are jealous of your toys. (Joker@TheKidders.com)
...a cop pulls you over for running a red light, and you call for "do-overs". (MrglsJon@aol.com)
...you want the church service to end quickly because you think you hear the ice cream truck. (Pmacc01@go.com)
...your teenagers won't bring their friends home because you're "so immature." (firstname.lastname@example.org) I guess that's better than being called "embarrassing".
...you peed in your office planter because you were too lazy to make it to the men's room. (email@example.com)
...you start quoting Beavis and Butthead because they knew "just what to say in any occasion". (firstname.lastname@example.org)
...you begin calling your wife, "Mom"...instead of "Honey". (Airfarcewon@aol.com) No...this is just plain scary.
...you start actually believing people care what you drive. (email@example.com)
...well, if you can't use your kids as maids and excuses for buying stuff, what's the point of having them?...
...you take your 5-year-old shopping and you buy him/her something you want to play with! (firstname.lastname@example.org)