• Things Not To Say and/or Do On a "Guy's-Night-Out"
  • Things Not To Say and/or Do at a Political Convention
  • Things Not To Say and/or Do at the Opera
  • Things Not To Say and/or Do at the Olympic Trials
  • Things Not To Say and/or Do At A Swanky Country Club
  • Things Not To Say and/or Do At Your Girlfriend's Parent's House
  • Things Not To Say and/or Do At A Big Father's Day Get-Together
  • Things Not To Say and/or Do While on a Jury
  • Things Not To Say and/or Do At An Orgy
  • Things Not To Say and/or Do At A Graduation Ceremony
  • You might be fighting a losing battle with your teenager if...
  • You might be wasting your time with someone if...
  • You know life is passing you by if...
  • You might be under-qualified for a fast-food restaurant job if...
  • You might be overrating yourself as a lover if...
  • You might be embellishing your resume too much if...
  • You know you are going thru your second childhood when...
  • You might not have long to live if...
  • You might be addicted to sports if...
  • You may be destined for relative obscurity if...
  • You know your kid's birthday party is going to bomb when...
  • You might be from a small town if...
  • You know Dick Clark is showing his age when...
  • You know you're getting a cheap Christmas gift when...
  • You might be an overexposed celebrity if...
  • You know you are going to get dumped when...
  • You might be a hypochondriac if...