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I must have a prodigious...

I must have a prodigious quantity of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up...Mark Twain -- Well time for me to make my mind up on the winners of this contest. Tough...as there were many good entries. But here goes.

Proof that our school system is failing us...see first three entries.

I must have a prodigious...online dictionary to participate in this contest. (archerjoe@hotmail.com)

I must have a prodigious... curiosity because I actually went to Dictionary.com to see what the hell "prodigious" means. (rsherman@netplexgroup.com)

I must have a prodigious...amount of time on my hands to look up these $3.00 words. (ParisIuvsMe@aol.com)

I must have a prodigious...waistline, I have to buy my trousers from Ahab the tent maker. (Airfarcewon@aol.com) If your wife is a seamstress I’m sure she thought that was big of you.

I must have a prodigious...number of HMO entries before I get even ONE chosen. (seeker@vcoms.net) Your lucky day has come! As our millionth entry you get a two-for-one special.

I must have a prodigious...sauteed in cream with leeks, scallions, amortized beets, sawdust, beryllium and toasted CD jewel case. (seeker@vcoms.net) Emeril, eat your heart out!

I must have a prodigious...protuberant protrusion. (ankle_jay@comcast.net) You only have one? I heard Peter Piper picked a peck of protuberant protrusions.

I must have a prodigious...proboscis 'cause I sure can smell a rat. (ponytayl@cox.net)

I must have a prodigious...fear of Roget's Thesaurus. (archerjoe@hotmail.com) Good news! Your phobia can be cured at Alcoholics Synonymous.

I must have a prodigious amount of ambition to become a senior prodigy. (humorbear@aol.com)

I must have a prodigious...um, whatta ya call it, no wait...don't tell me...it's right on the tip of my tongue...uh, memory, yeah, that's it, a prodigious memory. (tygrkhat40@yahoo.com)

I must have a prodigious...quantity of blind faith in the idiot brokers who pick stocks for me. (tpanner@hotmail.com) And a prodigious hole in your wallet.

I must have a prodigious...lack of respect for men, but they worked so hard for it. (ReineDeDouleur@yahoo.com)

I must have a prodigious...quantity of sophomoric jokes to tell. Now that I'm hanging around HMO, I can really unburden myself. (tpanner@hotmail.com)

I must have a prodigious...vocabulary, but I concentrate on eschewing obfuscation. (tphyll@aol.com) Say what?

I must have a prodigious...mouth, because I keep putting my foot in it! (maxcel200@aol.com)

I must have a prodigious...penis. My wife is over 120 pounds and I can still lift her off the ground. (tpanner@hotmail.com) Luckily for you she doesn’t have buns of steel.

I must have a prodigious...Lack of talent, my condo insulation is rejection slips (humorbear@aol.com)

Finally, someone well versed in the meaning of prodigious...

I must have a prodigious...quaff during the happy hour poetry slam. (archerjoe@hotmail.com)