(updated 11 Jan 09) 

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What goes up...
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What goes up...is laughed at by your girlfriend (strollo5@embarqmail.com) Well, it’s better than condomnation.

What goes up...is everything, except my income. (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

What goes up...your nose may just sideline your athletic career forever. (MrMisterman@aol.com) Unless it’s nose plugs and you’re a swimmer.

What goes up...is my kid's five dollar balloon when he lets it go. (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

What goes up...gets Santa in real bad trouble at the mall. (iambatmania@hotmail.com)

What goes up...stays up for quite a long while, unless there are strings attached. (MrMisterman@aol.com)

What goes up...will come down rapidly when looking at a photo of Joan Rivers. (GerriHan65@aol.com) I dunno, plastic man could look at her for hours.

What goes up...is probably a trial balloon if it's the Obama administration (e-merlin001@hotmail.com)

What goes up...usually has the balls to stay up! (maxcel200@aol.com)

What goes up...had better be a suppository. (irochford@optusnet.com.au) Yes, 10 push-ups a day should keep you healthy.

And our winner goes to someone well versed in physics...

What goes up...is caused by who goes down. (strollo5@embarqmail.com)