(updated 11 Jun 07) 

You can't be truly rude...

You can't be truly rude...oh wait, yes you can. Just look at Rosie O'Donnell. (guitartexn@aol.com; pcorradin@comcast.net)

You can't be truly rude... until you've argued on the Internet. (archerjoe@hotmail.com)

You can't be truly rude... unless you wear a beehive hairdo and always sit in the first two or three rows. (davidgotribe@aol.com)

You can't be truly rude if you cough to hide the sound of a fart. (NITAMXXX@aol.com) Yes, we know you did a fart joke, too. Everyone did.

You can't be truly rude...until you wear a bacon print and scented tuxedo, as the Best Man, at your best friend's wedding. (davidgotribe@aol.com)

You can't be truly rude...if she enjoyed it. (e-marlon@sio.midco.net)

You can't be truly rude... jusqu'à ce que vous le disiez en Français. (williemelmoth@aol.com) ...or you could just send in an entry...in another language.

You can't be truly rude... when you've had more than two of my mom's "special" brownies. (DaphnetheRed@yahoo.com)

You can't be truly rude... at a BDSM party. People will just congratulate you. (ReineDeDouleur@yahoo.com) And ask "Please, sir, can I have some more?"

You can't be truly rude...when you use this *&^%$ shit. (tphyll@aol.com; vinyllover45@yahoo.com)

You can't be truly rude... enough, I always say. (flynnkj19@aol.com)

You can't be truly rude... as long as you talk with an English accent. (DaphnetheRed@yahoo.com)

You can't be truly rude... if you apologize in advance. (DaphnetheRed@yahoo.com) See above or better yet watch "A Fished Called Wanda".

You can't be truly rude... to his face or he might fire you! (vinyllover45@yahoo.com)

You can't be truly rude... unless you can get invited to someplace classy first. (DaphnetheRed@yahoo.com)

You can't be truly rude... during mass, so get out your frustrations in the parking lot afterward! (joseph-blevins@sbcglobal.net)

You can't be truly rude... enough at an opera to be lucky enough to get tossed out. (GrigsbyOK@hotmail.com)

Yes, this would be futile...kinda like getting me or Rosie Perez to stop talking for a minute...

You can't be truly rude...to a New Yorker. (lhill@bryant.edu)