(updated 12 May 10) 

(Hosted by WittyKitty)

No, you aren't seeing things...we have a new judge here...so let's be nice and give them a great big HMO welcome, i.e., send in LOTS of entries! But first, the last installment of MissQuotes -- done by our previous long-running host, Mindchaff, who was terrific!

Six on one hand...

Six on one hand...will get you a job as a side show freak. (sheafitz1@netscape.com)

Six on one hand...till I convinced my insurance to pay for its removal. (codieleefer@yahoo.com)

Six on one hand...means your mom probably took Thalidomide when she was pregnant with you. (skibip@aol.com)

Six on one hand...means you can probably count up to eleven. (Airfarcewon@aol.com) Unless you attend public school.

Six on one hand...gets you a guest spot on "fringe." (wintermaza@hotmail.com)

Six on one hand...and the kid suddenly thinks everything is base 11. (bfishburne@gmail.com)

Six on one hand...omits you from giving high fives. (DavidGoTribe@aol.com)

Six on one hand...means you no longer have a middle finger. (strollo5@embarqmail.com) Well, technically you do…on the other hand.

Six on one hand...three quarters of a dozen on the other - Paris Hilton (maxcel200@aol.com) Also believes five will get you eleven.

Our co-winner’s entries share a strong relationship:

Six on one hand...usually means your parents were first cousins. (GerriHan65@aol.com)

Six on one hand...likely means your parents were related *before* they got married. (DLiver420@gmail.com)

Thank you again, Mindchaff, for doing such a wonderful job all this time. I truly am grateful for your help and your comedic talent.