(updated 12 May 10)
(Hosted by WittyKitty)
No, you aren't seeing things...we have a new judge here...so let's be nice and give them a great big HMO welcome, i.e., send in LOTS of entries! But first, the last installment of MissQuotes -- done by our previous long-running host, Mindchaff, who was terrific!
Six on one hand...
Six on one hand...will get you a job as a side show freak. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Six on one hand...till I convinced my insurance to pay for its removal. (email@example.com)
Six on one hand...means your mom probably took Thalidomide when she was pregnant with you. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Six on one hand...means you can probably count up to eleven. (Airfarcewon@aol.com) Unless you attend public school.
Six on one hand...gets you a guest spot on "fringe." (email@example.com)
Six on one hand...and the kid suddenly thinks everything is base 11. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Six on one hand...omits you from giving high fives. (DavidGoTribe@aol.com)
Six on one hand...means you no longer have a middle finger. (email@example.com) Well, technically you do…on the other hand.
Six on one hand...three quarters of a dozen on the other - Paris Hilton (firstname.lastname@example.org) Also believes five will get you eleven.
Our co-winner’s entries share a strong relationship:
Six on one hand...usually means your parents were first cousins. (GerriHan65@aol.com)
Six on one hand...likely means your parents were related *before* they got married. (DLiver420@gmail.com)
Thank you again, Mindchaff, for doing such a wonderful job all this time. I truly am grateful for your help and your comedic talent.