(updated 14 Mar 06) 

If you sup with the devil...
(Suggested by Nitramixxx@aol.com)

If you sup with the devil... it's likely fillet of soul. (thedraugr@yahoo.com)

If you sup with the devil...you wake up with fleas.....no, wait a minute. Is it sleep with the devil? No....um...how about supping with dogs...oh the hell with it. (skibip@aol.com)

If you sup with the devil...no angel food cake for dessert. (old.curmudgeon@hmoforum.com; tphyll@aol.com)

If you sup with the devil...get him to tell you what he demanded from Jay Leno in return for his job. (tpanner@hotmail.com) Yeah yeah...stop sucking up to the judge...if I had connections...I'd use them for myself.

If you sup with the devil...be careful... the plates are hot. (YeIIowRoseOTX@aol.com)

If you 'sup with the devil... does that make him your homeboy? (randy@randypeterman.com)

If you sup with the devil...you're probably the only person alive who still uses the intransitive verb "sup." (skibip@aol.com) Hey...I still use "whilst"...and "shan't".

If you sup with the devil...you're going to get some killer heartburn! (phaartking@yahoo.com; jaberwock@yahooy.com)

If you sup with the devil...don't try to match his tolerance for spicy foods. (DLivermore2002@yahoo.com)

If you sup with the devil... it's okay to dine and dash. (stan@squidworks.com) You mean getting the hell outta there? Back in Jersey this was known as the "Old D&D"...I did it once...at a pizza place...I ordered a SLICE of pizza and a Coke...boy was I daring in my youth. ;)

If you sup with the devil...count on dessert being en flambe. (LouMizzou@yahoo.com)

If you sup with the devil...Expect a 'Hell of a Meal'. (dennisilvr@aol.com)

If you sup with the devil...ask to use a regular fork. (davidgotribe@aol.com; dennisilvr@aol.com) Altho he might pitch a fit if you do.

If you sup with the devil... you really shouldn't ask if he wants to say grace...trust me. (Draviin@aol.com; pjb1671@yahoo.com)

If you sup with the devil... if you SUP with the devil? What's sup? C'mon, I'm serious, what's sup? No, really, I asking, please tell me what's SUP??? Ah, sheez, just forget it! (rockitower@aol.com)

If you sup with the devil...then you finally have an excuse for breaking your diet. (tmhayes18@cfl.rr.com) A helluva good excuse if you ask me.

If you sup with the devil...tell her I'll drop the kids off around 8:00 pm on Sunday after my visitation. (Rabdreadr@aol.com; jdcoops3@aol.com)

If you sup with the devil...look out for Cerberus begging for morsels. (cmndrnineveh@aol.com) Getting him to stop is a Herculean task. Oh...go brush up on your myths...I love mythology.

If you sup with the devil, you're NOT being served burnt offerings because you're a god... (paracletus3@earthlink.net)

Ooooh...this place is ritzy...they even have pretty red ink...

If you sup with the devil...whatever you do, don't sign anything the waiter hands you! (cmndrnineveh@aol.com)