(updated 14 Mar 07) 

A miss is as good...
(Suggested by NITRAMXXX@aol.com)

A miss is as good...as a mister if you're bisexual. (Pootybrew@goosemoose.com; mitrep@aol.com)

A miss is as good...as a misses and a lot cheaper, too. (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

A miss is as good...as she wants to be, but if she's bad, she's terrific! (tphyll@aol.com) I Mae have heard something kinda like this before.

A miss is as good...as a Mrs. Actually better because she won't have a husband to kick your ass. (Truckerex@insightbb.com; stan@squidworks.com)

A miss is as good...as saying good-bye to the next Golden Glove award. (humorbear@aol.com)

A miss is as good as...mmm, cocoa. (ltldollclaudia@yahoo.com) Swiss Miss?

A miss is as good...as a pardon, when you're in front of a firing squad. (changetion@gmail.com)

A miss is as good...as a Mrs., but only with less experience. (luganrn77@yahoo.com) ...but...

A miss is as good...as a missus. The main difference being one will actually sleep with you. (ALazyWhiteBoy@aol.com) ...all that wasted experience, too.

A miss is as good...as a make if no one else hits the ball closer in the "closest to the pin" contest. (Pootybrew@goosemoose.com)

A miss is as good...as a Mrs. but without all the old baggage. (Kamasushi@gmail.com) The "old baggage"...that's more commonly called "a husband". ;)

A miss is as good...as target practice with Dick Cheney. (vinyllover45@yahoo.com)

A miss is as good...as the sexy panties she wears. (wildwind1113)

A miss is as good... as a direct hit when you throw a grenade. (edprocoat@msn.com; dorr@jam.rr.com)

A miss is as good...as a hit, as long as you're not the one cleaning the floor around the toilet! (rulaffin@gmail.com; ReineDeDouleur@yahoo.com)

Oh, yeah...and you are soooooo much better nowadays yourself, huh...

A miss is as good...as the Mrs. was 15 years ago. (tygrkhat40@yahoo.com)