(updated 15 Jun 10) 

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Lie down with dogs...

Lie down with dogs...and you're bound to get licked. (retrometro@rogers.com)

Lie down with dogs... will likely get you on the Jerry Springer Show! (edprocoat@msn.com)

Lie down with dogs...and the video will soon surface on xxxporn.com. (Pootybrew@goosemoose.com) Especially if you are hound-dogging Paris Hilton's chihuahua.

Lie down with dogs...means the wife's changed the locks again. (tygrkhat40@yahoo.com)

Lie down with dogs...my wife still would get mad. "Honey, they mean nothing to me, I swear! Look at them!" (ParisIuvsMe@aol.com) Told you them bitches would get you in trouble.

Lie down with dogs...so you always have someone to blame whenever you fart. (DavidGoTribe@aol.com) So that's why your dog has an air freshener hanging from his collar.

Lie down with dogs...if you forgot your wife's birthday and were kicked out of the house, again. (archerjoe@hotmail.com)

Lie down with dogs...but don't spoon. The sheep will get jealous. (guitartexn@aol.com) That was so baaaaad it was good!

Lie down with dogs...get bitched at in the morning. (ParisIuvsMe@aol.com)

Gotta love a good play on words, the winner is...

Lie down with dogs...and you'll likely have a ruff time sleeping. (DavidGoTribe@aol.com)