(updated 16 Aug 08) 

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The future belongs to those that...

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams…Eleanor Roosevelt A great First Lady, champion of the New Deal and Human Rights now gets her soulful quote butchered on HMO. Well that’s politics. Now for the winners...

The future belongs to those that...bought Microsoft stock. Damn you granddad and your "computer will never take off" comments! (guitartexn@aol.com)

The future belongs to those that...reward their gypsy fortune teller handsomely (Airfarcewon@aol.com) So your success in future may be in the cards...credit cards.

The future belongs to those that...live after 2012. (retrometro@rogers.com)

The future belongs to those that...don't post here! Shh, don't tell anyone about this shit! (Davidgotribe@aol.com) Sorry, but our next entrant already heard about that...

The future belongs to those that... don't sit in front of the computer trying to come up with pithy comments all day. (YeIIowRoseOTX@aol.com) Talk about a self-fulfilling prophesy.

The future belongs to those that... don’t say “Hey y’all, watch this!” (rsherman@netplexgroup.com)

The future belongs to those that...can handle the fact that Lindsay Lohan has gone full blown gay. (tpanner@hotmail.com)

The future belongs to those that...I don't have to kill today (DaphnetheRed@yahoo.com)

The future belongs to those that...realize that nostalgia is life in the past lane. (tphyll@aol.com) ...or for women, life in the diamond lane.

Winning proof that getting to the top in the future starts at the bottom...

The future belongs to those that...kiss the right asses to get there. (DaphnetheRed@yahoo.com)