(updated 16 Dec 08) 

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Again I'm giving everyone double the Rat's Asses because I haven't updated in an eon.

We make money the old-fashioned way...
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We make money the old-fashioned way...we steal it from you; we're Congress. (JRGracey1@aol.com)

We make money the old-fashioned way...We get a Mac, PhotoShop and a really good printer, and we're in business! (skibip@aol.com) Wow ! You’ll make a mint!

We make money the old-fashioned way...on a lil'ole printing press in the basement. (sheafitz1@netscape.com)

We make money the old-fashioned way...we hold up stagecoaches. (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

We make money the old-fashioned way... by waiting in the alley behind the bar with a pipe in our hands for the drunks to leave. (flynnkj19@aol.com) Good luck…they’re probably tapped out!

We make money the old-fashioned way...we rob, steal, cheat, and lie, we're politicians. (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

We make money the old-fashioned way...we operate a crematory and we urn it. (Airfarcewon@aol.com) Talk about having money to burn.

We make money the old-fashioned way...we earn it, then we sue our customers for defaulting on their payments. (tpanner@hotmail.com)

We make money the old-fashioned way... which includes both oral and... well you get the idea. (edprocoat@msn.com) No I don’t, but I’m sure it will come to me.

We make money the old-fashioned way...we learned from Liona Helmsley. (retrometro@rogers.com) I’m sure you didn’t overtax yourself in the process.

We make money the old-fashioned way... We horribly mismanage our business and wait for a government bailout. (215delivery@gmail) You may get sore feet from standing in line.

We make money the old-fashioned way...we sell rare vintage photos of John Houseman living on skid row after losing his ass investing with Smith Barney. (maxcel200@aol.com)

We make money the old-fashioned way...we sell senate seats in Illinois (skibip@aol.com)

Not exactly Obama’s plan to spread the wealth but...

We make money the old-fashioned way... our pimps only let us turn tricks in the missionary position. (richard.sherman@cgi.com)