(updated 16 Jul 06) 

Idle hands...
(Suggested by NITRAMXXX@aol.com)

Idle hands...will stay that way until the nail polish dries. (tpanner@hotmail.com)

Idle hands...don't update the Imagine That contest on a timely basis. (luganrn77@yahoo.com) Yes, especially when the info was all conveniently fried on my computer. Don't know if it will be able to be restored...yes, this is where you all feel sorry for me and send me loads of money so I can get it fixed...or better yet, a new one.

Idle hands... always end up in the pants.. why is that? (holtbolt@comcast.net; tygrkhat40@yahoo.com)

Idle hands...appear on pagan statues. (tphyll@aol.com)

Idle hands...the clock has stopped. (sheafitz1@netscape.com; vinyllover45@yahoo.com)

Idle hands... the competition to Taylor Hicks and now there's no cure for my McPheever! (rsherman@netplexgroup.com) Well, you COULD get up off the sofa.

Idle hands...obviously aren't near any boobs. (scalpel@aol.com)

Idle hands...not another teen movie. (artemis31386@aol.com)

Idle hands...do not make for good sign language. (vinyllover45@yahoo.com)

Idle hands...rock the cradle of love then crack their heads on motorcycles. (MissusMikeyD@aol.com)

Idle hands...means you're getting some! (sheafitz1@netscape.com)

Idle hands...happy feet? You must be with Riverdance. (tpanner@hotmail.com)

Idle hands is a no-no in foreplay. (NITRAMXXX@aol.com)

Idle hands...was NOT my nick-name in high school, but it sure added a kinky twist every now and then. (ubinrude@peoplepc.com)

Idle hands...equal idle glands. (delbanks57@netscape.net)

Idle hands... Make for optimal gun safety. (j_perreaux@hotmail.com)

Idle hands... stay at rest. Hands in motion need lots of lotion. No. Wait. It's something like that...? (CoyPsyche@aol.com) You keep working on it...like you undoubtedly have been. ;)

Idle hands? Internet porn is the solution! (e-marlon@sio.midco.net)

Idle hands...are the tools of the people who make all that crappy IKEA furniture. (tpanner@hotmail.com)

Idle hands...until Baywatch comes on. (shanman452@aol.com)

Idle hands...don't make for good puppeteers. (vinyllover45@yahoo.com) Best movie dealing with puppeteers at all? "Being John Malkovich"...it's true. I would mention something about pulling some strings to get him to be in the film...but I'll spare you.

Idle hands...wrote many classic Monty Python sketches. (astae@paonline.com; tphyll@aol.com)

But he did come on Letterman's show the other...oh, let me rephrase that... let's see, you can't really say he's returning after a self-imposed exile...or can you?...

Idle hands...would've kept Pee Wee Herman out of a LOT of trouble. (cdmauger@aol.com; robertellingsworth@yahoo.com)