(updated 16 Jul 07) 

A man, a plan...

A man, a plan...isn't that an oxymoron? (bjjtoff@yahoo.com)

A man, a plan... a map in the glove compartment. (jrgracey1@aol.com)

A man, a plan...that usually involves two women. (CoyPsyche@aol.com)

A man, a plan... his wife's credit car, a bar, a motel, a big fight, a lawyer, a moving van, an apartment. (archerjoe@hotmail.com)

A man, a plan...and a flower bouquet. (ThePaF@Gmail.com) Let me guess...you hang out with archerjoe?

A man, a plan...and we're stuck in Iraq. (tphyll@aol.com; tygrkhat40@yahoo.com)

A man, a plan...Spam! (davidgotribe@aol.com; Airfarcewon@aol.com) I think those are secret plans...or at least secret ingredients, 'cause if you knew what they were, you wouldn't eat it.

A man, a plan...a wife laughing her ass off as the hubby tries to assemble their son's bike. (GerriHan65@aol.com)

A man, a plan...a canal -- enema. (tphyll@aol.com) Um...what the...oh wait, yep...a man.

A man, a plan...and Stan, makes 'another fine mess you've gotten us into.' (Curmudgeon651@comcast.net)

A man, a plan...not George W. Bush. (scalpel@aol.com; NITRAMXXX@aol.com)

A man, a plan...a tape sent to America's Funniest Home Video's. (saxonraerae7@aol.com) ...or worse yet...

A man, a plan...a future emergency room visit. (YeIIowRoseOTX@aol.com; pcorradin@comcast.net) ...or even worse yet...

A man, a plan... a Darwin Award. Some things just go together naturally. (bhsmrtgrrl@yahoo.com)

A man, a plan... ...Saddam, Vietnam, oh damn. (ukkfayooyay@aol.com)

A man, a plan...and a can of Pam. (GrigsbyOK@hotmail.com) A tape of Pam maybe...but a can? You, sir, are whack.

A man, a plan... and a blood alcohol concentration high enough to make a flaming bag of dog crap seem funny again. (hunkaspam@yahoo.com)

A man, a plan...and one infamous blue dress. (lhill@bryant.edu)

A man, a plan...a slap in the face, as usual. (tsrontium90@aol.com)

A man, a plan... a couch, a beer, to hell with the plan. (joseph-blevins@sbcglobal.net)

Oh, c'mon...I'm female, what did you expect??...

A man, a plan...a woman, a better plan. (tygrkhat40@yahoo.com)