(updated 17 Jan 08) 

He who tries to outsmart his neighbour...

He who tries to outsmart his neighbour...is at least out getting some fresh air and exercise. (tpanner@hotmail.com)

He who tries to outsmart his neighbour... must be Canadian or English. (rod.renner@juno.com; tphyll@aol.com)

He who tries to outsmart his neighbour...just because it's his favourite thing to do, that and colouring! (davidgotribe@aol.com) Yeah yeah...pick on the "u"s...

...see...this one didn't taunt me so...

He who tries to outsmart his neighbour... will not get much for all his labor. (edprocoat@msn.com)

He who tries to outsmart his neighbour...only ends up wishing they spent more money on house insurance! (davidgotribe@aol.com)

He who tries to outsmart his neighbour...is gonna have an easy time in my neighborhood. (DaphnetheRed@yahoo.com)

He who tries to outsmart his neighbour... had best hope his neighbor doesn't collect large caliber weapons and enjoy using them. (nunforme@aol.com) And creepy dungeon-type basements and maybe some acoustically sound shed in the woods or something.

He who tries to outsmart his neighbour... should be smarter than a 5th grader. (archerjoe@hotmail.com)

He who tries to outsmart his neighbour...will be aiming really low. (seeker@vcoms.net)

He who tries to outsmart his neighbour... will likely find Algerian Ivy or Spearmint planted along his fence line. (lilfishjean@sbcglobal.net) Hey, that's nothing compared with kudzu...for a small fee I will gladly go outside and pick some from my yard to send to you so you can plant it in your neighbour's yard.

He who tries to outsmart his neighbour...has a really cheap cable bill. (jdcoops3@aol.com)

He who tries to outsmart his neighbour...often gets caught sneaking out of his neighbor's bedroom window. (GerriHan65@aol.com)

He who tries to outsmart his neighbour... should practice his Texas hold'em poker face. (vinyllover45@yahoo.com)

He who tries to outsmart his neighbour...obviously doesn't live next door to Stephen Hawking. (steve_medel@oxy.com; scalpel@aol.com)

He who tries to outsmart his neighbour...winds up with a lot of free power tools. (tpanner@hotmail.com)

He who tries to outsmart his neighbour... will get the living crap beat out of them by King Friday's posse. (gerg17@comcast.net) And if you thought they were a force to be reckoned with when Mister Rogers was alive...you should see the glee in all those painted eyes when they go around wreaking vengeance now.

He who tries to outsmart his neighbour...may become the neighbour hood. (tphyll@aol.com)

HE who tries to outsmart his neighbour...will have a tough time. SHE, however, will usually find it easier. (skibip@aol.com)

He who tries to outsmart his neighbour... won't have to try all that hard if his address is 1602 Pennsylvania Avenue. (rsherman@netplexgroup.com; DaphnetheRed@yahoo.com) Yes, everyone get those last minute Bush entries in while you can...

He who tries to outsmart his neighbour...winds up moving out of Little Italy and into the witness protection program. (tpanner@hotmail.com)

He who tries to outsmart his neighbour...should have known better than to piss on his electric fence. (banks.del@gmail.com)

The story of my life...only without the neighbour and party thing...

He who tries to outsmart his neighbour...winds up sitting alone at the block party. (kirstenlmsw@gmail.com)