(updated 17 Jul 09) 

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...is good news.

Entries like these first two were Gnumerous to mention...

One lion said to another; No Gnu's...is good news (rte.99@sbcglobal.net)

To crocodiles old gnus...is good news. (mashallaha@aol.com)

The drug testing lab lost your sample...is good news. (DOrr221@comcast.net) Yeah, urine no trouble now.

Ask any drunk, free booze...is good news. (edprocoat@msn.com)

David Letterman found out that sometimes: No ruse...is good news. (edprocoat@msn.com)

A week without Dick Cheney...is good news. (tphyll@aol.com) Right now a DAY without hearing about him would do nicely.

Sometimes, only the weather report...is good news. (retrometro@rogers.com)

Hearing your in-laws say that they are staying at a hotel instead of with you...is good news. (AntKitty@antics.org) For them or you?

Finding out you still have a job the day after the company Christmas party...is good news. (ParisIuvsMe@aol.com)

If you’re in the business of peddlin' newspapers, bad news is good news! (maxcel200@aol.com)

Realizing you actually took a Vicodin instead of a Viagra when you were drunk with your wife's sister last nite...is good news. (CaptainCrazee@hotmail.com)

Our winner’s entry was well Orkistrated...

Rumors that a big screen production of Mork and Mindy is in the works proved that "Nanoos...is good news". (guitartexn@aol.com)