Entries like these first two were Gnumerous to mention...
One lion said to another; No Gnu's...is good news (email@example.com)
To crocodiles old gnus...is good news. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
The drug testing lab lost your sample...is good news. (DOrr221@comcast.net) Yeah, urine no trouble now.
Ask any drunk, free booze...is good news. (email@example.com)
David Letterman found out that sometimes: No ruse...is good news. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
A week without Dick Cheney...is good news. (email@example.com) Right now a DAY without hearing about him would do nicely.
Sometimes, only the weather report...is good news. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Hearing your in-laws say that they are staying at a hotel instead of with you...is good news. (AntKitty@antics.org) For them or you?
Finding out you still have a job the day after the company Christmas party...is good news. (ParisIuvsMe@aol.com)
If you’re in the business of peddlin' newspapers, bad news is good news! (email@example.com)
Realizing you actually took a Vicodin instead of a Viagra when you were drunk with your wife's sister last nite...is good news. (CaptainCrazee@hotmail.com)
Our winner’s entry was well Orkistrated...
Rumors that a big screen production of Mork and Mindy is in the works proved that "Nanoos...is good news". (firstname.lastname@example.org)