(updated 18 Jan 05) 

The fool doth think he is wise...

The fool doth think he is wise...'til he opens his mouth and proves otherwise. (dorr@jam.rr.com)

The fool doth think he is wise...and the wise man will get his big brother to kick your fool ass. (tpanner@hotmail.com)

The fool doth think he is wise... who gets a Diet Coke with his cheeseburger and fries. (edprocoat@msn.com) ...and then parlays it into Super Size Me and makes millions?

The fool doth think he is wise...and you should encourage this while you take him for all he is worth. (tpanner@hotmail.com)

The fool doth think he is wise...I pity the fool! (tygrkhat40@yahoo.com)

The fool doth think he is wise...and STILL tries to fool all of the people all of the time. (LouMizzou@yahoo.com)

The fool doth think he is wise...but his woman informeth him otherwise. (murdoctor@aol.com; bhsmrtgrrl@yahoo.com)

The fool doth think he is wise...but the wise man knows that everyone who thinks that assembling toys for your kids will be a breeze is an ass. (tpanner@hotmail.com) Ummmm....so which toy are you still putting together since Christmas?

The fool doth think he is wise...until he tries to read all the big words people use on the forum. (Cantw82paint@Aol.com)

The fool doth think he is wise...reality sets in about 3 questions into Double Jeopardy. (DLivermore2002@yahoo.com)

The fool doth think he is wise... Note: You spelled "does" wrong. (razcactus@netzero.com)

The fool doth think he is wise...but he asks her to marry him anyway. (GrigsbyOK@hotmail.com)

The fool doth think he is wise... just because so many other fools voted for him. (thedraugr@yahoo.com; randy@randypeterman.com) Yes...we know you had a similar entry...97 of you did.

And this is also why GoldenPalace.com can afford to pay $25,000 for Shatner's kidney stone...

The fool doth think he is wise...which is why I've made so much money making bets with him. (strontium901@juno.com)