(updated 19 Jan 07) 

He who runs away...
(suggested by NITRAMXXX@aol.com)

He who runs away...probably took too many laxatives. (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

He who runs away... had better take a lot of cash so nobody can find him. (WJKbase@aol.com)

He who runs away...to Canada nowadays must be flashing back to the 60's. (luganrn77@yahoo.com; YukiMerricoon@aol.com)

He who runs away... has to traverse the entire circumference of the Earth to get back to where he started. (lilfishjean@sbcglobal.net) Not if they're at the North Pole.

He who runs away...doesn't have to waste everyone's time in being voted off the island. (maxcel200@aol.com)

He who runs away...with my wife gets my thanks. (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

He who runs away...gets more exercise than most of the U.S. (archerjoe@hotmail.com)

He who runs away... . .has probably had his first glimpse of an "extreme close up" on HDTV. (AuntShecky711@aol.com)

He who runs away...is probably wearing Nike, Adidas, or Reeboks. (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

He who runs away...only gets caught later by Jason or Mike Myers. (jaberwock@yahooy.com) Yes, it's really annoying...especially when Mike's wearing that Fat Bastard costume.

He who runs away...better be faster than the angry woman chasing him! (DaphnetheRed@yahoo.com)

He who runs away... is more likely to hear a tired phrase (Run, Forrest) than someone who cowers in place. (j_perreaux@hotmail.com)

He who runs away...decides to fight the pussy way. (tpanner@hotmail.com)

He who runs away...gets put on the helocam and run down by dogs on COPS. (Bad Boys Bad Boys Whatcha Gonna Do...) (dorr@jam.rr.com)

He who runs away...may be mistaken for Brave Sir Robin. (jdcoops3@aol.com)

He who runs away....from defensive end Jason Taylor isn't going far. (ldolphin34@hotmail.com) Must be that Jason guy jaberwork's getting caught by I guess.

He who runs away...has eaten my chili before. (YeIIowRoseOTX@aol.com)

He who runs away...realized her husband just drove up the driveway. (phaartking@yahoo.com)

He who runs away...is a General in the French army. (cdmauger@aol.com) But, remember...don't shoot 'til you see the whites of their flag.

He who runs away... takes longer to walk back. (j_perreaux@hotmail.com)

He who runs away...knows the fuse is lit. (mitchwatts@yahoo.com)

He who runs away...at least looks thinner. (ronxian@aol.com)

He who runs away... won't be going very fast if he's wearing those saggy pants down below his boxers. (stan@squidworks.com)

He who runs away...will be viewed as an ass. (jnmcda0@yahoo.com)

He who runs away...gets shot in the back. (jaberwock@yahooy.com; e-marlon@sio.midco.net)

Well, the other guy's probably laughing too hard at him to give chase anyway...

He who runs away...probably isn't wearing flip flops. (DavidGoTribe@aol.com)