(updated 19 May 07) 

A raise is like a Martini...

A raise is like a Martini... after two or three of them, you start feeling pretty good. (archerjoe@hotmail.com)

A raise is like a Martini...without a glass if you work for my boss, it just slips through your hands to the IRS. (DOrr221@comcast.net)

A raise is like a Martini...if it was a really GOOD one, one might be enough. (tstrontium90@aol.com) Unless you make them like Airfarce...

A raise is like a Martini...one is never enough.(Airfarcewon@aol.com)

A raise is like a Martini...it takes the edge off an otherwise shitty day. (bjjtoff@yahoo.com)

A raise is like a Martini...since good ones are both reasons to get drunk. (scalpel@aol.com)

A raise is like a Martini...at least! Perhaps, even two or three martini's, calculating your two percent increase in salary per week. (davidgotribe@aol.com)

A raise is like a Martini...you hardly ever see one. Oh, sorry that's a Martian! (vinyllover45@yahoo.com) Something tells me you'd seen a couple Martinis when you sent this.

A raise is like a Martini...either one in the crotch of your pants will get you attention. (LouMizzou@yahoo.com)

A raise is like a Martini...once the effects wear off, you realize it could have been better...(luganrn77@yahoo.com)

A raise is like a Martini...but I still say you're better off with a 6-pack and a lotto ticket! (singleminglenyc@aol.com) Just as long as you don't buy those scratch-off kinds from Florida.

A raise is like a Martini...best enjoyed when followed quickly by another. (sheafitz1@netscape.com)

I draw the line at believing it's always a three "Martini" lunch, tho...

A raise is like a Martini...I can give my secretary either one and we won't be back to work after lunch. (astae@paonline.com)