(updated 1 Apr 06) 

There are no small parts...

There are no small parts...in a GM car. The damn things are one large crappy piece. (GrigsbyOK@hotmail.com)

There are no small parts...there are only small green men that hide under my bed and steal my Prozac when I'm not looking. (ThunderHorse68@aol.com) Ummmmmm....

There are no small parts...unless you've been abusing steroids. (candaceelder2002@yahoo.com)

There are no small parts...in a one character play. (WJKbase@aol.com)

There are no small parts...when you're getting paid 10 million dollars for appearing in a wacky Japanese TV commercial. (tpanner@hotmail.com)

There are no small parts...guaranteed safe for the dumbest cheesehead baby... nothing the destructive little tyrant can destroy. (agapeagent@yahoo.com)

There are no small parts... or any parts at all if your name is Corey Feldman. (hunkafunk@hotmail.com) Who??

There are no small parts...in a porn movie. (tphyll@aol.com; edprocoat@msn.com)

There are no small parts...only openings that are too big. (paracletus3@earthlink.net; agapeagent@yahoo.com)

There are no small parts...in my pants. Unfortunately I'm talking about the waist size. (dorr@jam.rr.com)

There are no small parts...left over, unless my dad took apart the lawn mower again. (edsigler@hotmail.com) Good thing he's not a veterinarian.

There are no small parts...until you go for a swim in an unheated pool. (tpanner@hotmail.com)

There are no small parts...Yeah, sure. I suppose it's marked "easy assembly" too. (pjb1671@yahoo.com)

But that doesn't stop the blondes at the bar from looking for it...

There are no small parts...on a bald person's head. (WJKbase@aol.com; maxcel200@aol.com)