(updated 1 Apr 07) 

Sticks and stones...

Sticks and stones...are misspelled. It should be Styx and Rolling Stones, dude. (tphyll@aol.com; lilfishjean@sbcglobal.net)

Sticks and stones... my neighbors window, dads belt... you get the idea. (edprocoat@msn.com)

Sticks and stones... will break my bones after I hit on Wilma. (rsherman@netplexgroup.com) Most people I know had a thing for Betty...you're weird. Come to think of it, having a thing for any cartoon character is pretty weird.

Sticks and stones...may break my bones, but damn your Mom was worth it. (Naskarkid9@aol.com)

Sticks and stones....yet you'll get $400,000 if you sell it in Las Vegas. (ldolphin34@hotmail.com)

Styx and Stones may crank the tones but Aerosmith out-rocks them. (atwright73@yahoo.com) You aren't allowed to change the spelling - don't make me write you a long-ass email after I take my Ambien - hey, I've been known to do it, trust me...I have references even. You've been warned.

Sticks and stones...beat paper and scissors. (tphyll@aol.com)

Sticks and stones...are the best we can do for marital aides here in the town of Bedrock...YABBA-DABBA-DOO!!! (G.Anderson4245) You people with cartoon women...you make me sick I tell ya! Sick!

Sticks and stones...hurt. I don't care what the d*mned poem says. (topsquark@yahoo.com)

Sticks and stones...made 2 of the 3 piggy houses. (DaphnetheRed@yahoo.com)

Sticks and stones... and mobile homes are all in the tornado. (MindgameFiziks@hotmail.com) Anyone else keep thinking of Jack and Jill when you read these?

Sticks and stones... may break some bones but are totally useless against an assault rifle. (edprocoat@msn.com)

Sticks and stones...the Charlie Watts tell-all autobiography. (jrgracey1@aol.com)

Sticks and stones...are yet more euphemisms for male genitalia. (GrigsbyOK@hotmail.com) ...or twigs and pebbles. Oh...geez...now I'm mentioning cartoon women, too!

Sticks and stones...are too freakin' old to still be on tour! I mean, c'mon, Jagger looks like they dug him up from the pyramids. And if I hear "Come Sail Away" one more time... (multislacker@yahoo.com; jnmcda0@yahoo.com)

Sticks and stones...are nothing compared to getting bashed in the head with an unabridged hardback Webster dictionary (words don't hurt my ass!). (mikepena@verizon.net) Make your mind up - is it your head or your ass? Or were you hit THAT hard?

Sticks and stones...is what you can get with 750 pts earned but its better than the "Boy in the Plastic Bubble" dvd. (smmfd1@aol.com)

Sticks and stones... don't make good house pets. (pcorradin@comcast.net) Certainly you don't remember the Pet Rock...I remember the Pet Rock, as the guy who invented them said he'd send me an autographed one...like three years ago and it hasn't arrived. Yes, when you have a website you can get away with begging for all sorts of things...due to the invention of the Prize Vault.

Sticks and stones...may break my scones, but fruitcake is indestructible. (guitartexn@aol.com)

Sticks and stones... are suddenly fascinating forms of entertainment on the third day of camping. (tainsam@aol.com) Odd...I woulda ventured "suicide" would have won out...well, at least if I were the one camping. And NEVER again Space Camp...it's not even camp I say - it's HELL! Space HELL! Space HELL for three whole days!

Sticks and stones... seem to be the main ingredients in my "healthy" cereal. (archerjoe@hotmail.com)

Well, so is "bones"..."words" I don't know about...as no one can understand anything he says...

Sticks and stones...are two categories that would include Keith Richards. (cdmauger@aol.com)