(updated 20 Jun 06) 

Once bitten...

Once bitten...the whole bag of Lay's is gone. (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

Once bitten...twice to the lawyer's office and once to the bank baby! (jaberwock@yahooy.com)

Once bitten...you can't take back that defective blow up doll. (ltldollclaudia@yahoo.com)

Once bitten: A misspelled German phrase meaning "We ask ourselves." (jellygator@hotmail.com) I'm asking myself why I picked this.

Once bitten...bye bye kitten. (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

Once bitten... is an ok date but several bites is a great one! (lynder_mh@yahoo.com)

Once bitten... twice rabies shot. (draviin@aol.com)

Once bitten...by a vampire you may or may not become a vampire. You may have to be bitten more than once or it may depend on how long you are fed on by the vampire. The rules are a little sketchy. (tpanner@hotmail.com) Guess you saw that Dracula film with Winona Ryder, too, huh?

Once bitten...my mailman started tossing my mail into the yard as he drove by. (DLivermore2002@yahoo.com)

Once bitten...said President Clinton...Depends on the definition...Of sex in the oral position. (dennisilvr@aol.com)

Once bitten...the sandwich is yours. (tphyll@aol.com; DLivermore2002@yahoo.com)

Once bitten...you know you've gotten to know Marv Albert just a little too well. (tpanner@hotmail.com)

Once bitten...and you know it was a bee, if it gets you again, wasp. (Cantw82paint@Aol.com) First off, it's stung...secondly, I'm Catholic. ;)

Once bitten...the tongue cannot tolerate Louisiana Hot Sauce, vinegar, lemon grass, mustard, or any tequila with limes, for at LEAST 15 minutes! It CAN, though, handle Häagen-Dazs and Cool Whip IMMEDIATELY! (luganrn77@yahoo.com)

Once bitten... twice as disgusting to fish out of the garbage to eat. (stan@squidworks.com)

Once bitten... a man's constant begging comes to a complete halt. Just a tip from your aunt CoyPsyche. ;-) (CoyPsyche@aol.com)

Once bitten...you'll never know how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop. (strontium901@juno.com)

Once bitten, everything tastes like chicken. (jellygator@hotmail.com)

But after making millions even if you lose...why would you?...

Once bitten...you'll never fight with Mike Tyson again. (vinyllover45@yahoo.com)