(updated 20 Sep 09) 

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There’s no such thing as...

There's no such thing as...one too many. (mashallaha@aol.com)

There's no such thing as...good grief. (retrometro@rogers.com)

There's no such thing as...a sale at a dollar store. (retrometro@rogers.com)

There's no such thing as...Texas hold-em strip poker without something (or someone) to hold. (retrometro@rogers.com) Especially if she has a nice pair.

There's no such thing as...hypocrisy in Congress. Yeah, right. (tphyll@aol.com)

There's no such thing as...a long summer. (ponytayl@cox.net) Or a short winter.

There's no such thing as...a free lunch, unless you are on food stamps or in prison. (skibip@aol.com)

There's no such thing as...a "psychic platypus", but it still manages to get 86 hits on Google. (wamii_69@yahoo.com) Actually I spotted one performing in Vegas and it got top billing.

There's no such thing as... a happy birthday after thirty. (gastlamba@yahoo.com) Only if you’re a tree.

There's no such thing as...Braille Kama Sutra books. (strollo5@embarqmail.com)

There's no such thing as... a "good" four-hour erection. (ParisIuvsMe@aol.com)

There's no such thing as...a quiet moment. At least, that's what the voices in my head keep telling me. (wamii_69@yahoo.com)

There's no such thing as... free love.. it always costs somehow. (gastlamba@yahoo.com)

There's no such thing as..." a WORD with you." (phickey@leohighschool.org) Unless you’re playing Scrabble.

Well, I’m glad this misquotes can finally be laid to rest...

There's no such thing as..."I'll respect you in the morning." Trust me, I know! (skibip@aol.com)