(updated 21 May 06) 

Eighty percent of success. . .

Eighty percent of success. . . can be directly attributed to kissing the RIGHT ass. (robertellingsworth@yahoo.com)

Eighty percent of success. . . is by accident (IR2Odie@aol.com)

Eighty percent of success. . . can be brought up to one hundred percent with a case of high-priced vodka shipped to: P.O. Box 242032, Montgomery, AL 36124 (Kamasushi@gmail.com)

Eighty percent of success. . . would be great if you were a baseball player at bat. :) (OK, my sweetie thought of that, but he said I could have it.) (DaphnetheRed@yahoo.com) Oh, this is sports-related, isn't it? Like I know if this even makes sense...sheesh.

Eighty percent of success. . . is credited to my boss. (fparsons@yahoo.com; Cantw82paint@Aol.com)

Eighty percent of success. . .is pretending like you know what the hell you're doing. (tpanner@hotmail.com)

Eighty percent of success. . . comes from being good at math and the other thirty percent comes from being good looking. (rsherman@netplexgroup.com)

Eighty percent of success. . . is due to tax cuts for the wealthy. (tphyll@aol.com)

Eighty percent of success is getting something on the head of the company, and using it come hell or high water. (NITRAMXXX@aol.com)

Eighty percent of success. . . is thanks to the hard working peons who toil under the watchful eye of bureaucrats with shiny cars and fancy dining club cards, and his thick wavy salt and pepper hair that flows in the wind when I'm watching him from behind the tree where he takes his morning runs… I've said too much. (j_perreaux@hotmail.com) You have...and if you don't cough up that case of Grey Goose vodka...I'll post the other half of this entry.

Eighty percent of success...goes to the IRS. (tygrkhat40@yahoo.com; RasGold@aol.com)

Eighty percent of success. . . is 'succe', and 0.6 's'. Tell it like it is. (Cheez412@comcast.net; guitartexn@aol.com)

Eighty percent of success. . . ful people take liberties with the rules. (tpanner@hotmail.com)

Eighty percent of success. . . Is having the ability to convince the other 20 percent to do all the work...........saps. (JoyfulDJoy@aol.com; saxonraerae7@aol.com)

Eighty percent of success. . . depends 100% upon my father's success. (AuntShecky711@aol.com) Hey, look...George Bush plays HMO! Oh, wait...he woulda said 110%.

Eighty percent of success. . .is convincing the interviewer you were in a coma during that 15 year gap in your resume. (tpanner@hotmail.com)

Eighty percent of success. . . is who you sleep with.. the other 20 percent has to do with if that person spreads it around that you're a good lay. (holtbolt@comcast.net)

Eighty percent of success. . . is concealment of failure. (Draviin@aol.com)

Eighty percent of success. . . comes from never making a mistake. The other 30 percent comes from paying attention to details. (cartelmedia@hotmail.com)

Eighty percent of success. . . is still a half-assed job. (rockyhorrr@aol.com)

Eighty percent of success. . . just isn't good enough for a surgeon. (strontium901@juno.com; mikepena@verizon.net) Well, unless you are a surgeon accepting my insurance.

Eighty percent of success. . . is screwing the other guy over. (artemis31386@aol.com)

Eighty percent of success. . . is a better phrasing than 20 percent failure. (Cantw82paint@Aol.com)

Eighty percent of success. . . is owned and operated by Bill Gates. (vinyllover45@yahoo.com)

I'm sorry, but 85% of the people polled in the latest double-blind study conducted by esteemed former colleagues of Princeton University stated it was the ability to come up with them...

Eighty percent of success. . . is learning how to disregard rhetorical statistics. (monacof@bellsouth.net)