(updated 23 Feb 07)
Life is like...
Life is like...except spelled with an "f". (email@example.com) Ooooh...that's GOOD.
Life is like...death, only shorter and more energetic. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Life is like...a lot of other cereals that Mikey likes. (TheEyeWit@yahoo.com; email@example.com)
Life is like... those claw machines they have at bars. Just as you're starting to figure it out, you run out of time. (firstname.lastname@example.org) Or money.
Life is like a buying a new car and watch it deteriorate. (NITRAMXXX@aol.com)
Life is like...a box of chocolates. There are some sweet things, but plenty of nuts too. (email@example.com; firstname.lastname@example.org)
Life is like...Wheat Chex, only sweeter. (email@example.com)
Life is like...some really bad movie where your part always gets played by Keanu Reeves. (Kamasushi@gmail.com) Oh, this is much more cerebral than you think: you need a spoon to eat Life cereal...the spoon bends yet there is no spoon...eh...okay...well maybe not.
Life is like...Time and Newsweek. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Life is like... a long monotonous board game I played as a kid. (email@example.com)
Life is like...a new lawn, you have to take a load of shit now and then. (firstname.lastname@example.org) Yes, but too much crap just leads to burn out.
Life is like... much better than the death penalty. (email@example.com)
Life is like...being on the wrong bus. You never know when you're going to get a chance to get off. (Phaartking@yahoo.com)
Wait...except spelled with a "v"? Oh, that doesn't get better if you keep doing it...well, kinda like...uh...
Life is like..."Saturday Night Live": The first five years are great, then everything after that either sucks or is only marginally entertaining. (firstname.lastname@example.org)