(updated 25 Feb 05) 

If you don't know where you are going...

If you don't know where you are going...you are overqualified to deliver mail for the US Postal Service. (Pootybrew@goosemoose.com)

If you don't know where you are going...You're a man who won't use "OnStar". (muhltrayne@yahoo.com)

If you don't know where you are going...turn on the light so you can at least find the toilet paper. (phaartking@yahoo.com) Yes...there's always a bodily function one in the bunch.

If you don't know where you are going...you probably got directions from Google Maps instead of Mapquest. (catbiddle@brown.edu)

If you don't know where you are going...and you are male, save face; NEVER ask for directons. (pjb1671@yahoo.com; ldolphin34@hotmail.com)

If you don't know where you are going...ask my mother-in-law. She always tells me where to go. (astae@paonline.com) ...and a mother-in-law one.

If you don't know where you are going...any road will lead you to a Starbucks. (skibip@aol.com)

If you don't know where you are going...then STOP the back-seat driving! (stigg@cs.com)

If you don't know where you are going your wife will be sure to point it out to you, as well as all the OTHER times it's happened... (paracletus3@earthlink.net) ...and one about the wife.

If you don't know where you are going...your fifth year in college is a little late to be deciding on a major. (tpanner@hotmail.com)

If you don't know where you are going...how will you know when you get there? (jaberwock@yahooy.com; agapeagent@yahoo.com)

If you don't know where you are going...and someone else is coming from where you are going, but don't known where they're going, will you arrive before they do? (dennisilvr@aol.com) Yes, if you are going by train and left the station at 7:00 a.m.

If you don't know where you are going...turn the radio down. (mitchwatts@yahoo.com)

If you don't know where you are going...then why go at all? (boybuddha@aol.com)

If you don't know where you are going... you dont need an exit strategy. (edprocoat@msn.com)

If you don't know where you are going...you don't have to kill and eat the weakest guy on your camping trip right away. (tpanner@hotmail.com) You see? THIS is exactly why I don't go camping. Someone always takes the fun out of it.

If you don't know where you are going...to shoot, you're probably Dick Cheney. (scalpel@aol.com)

If you don't know where you are going...I'm afraid you're probably being "Hit" by the mob. (sheafitz1@netscape.com)

If you don't know where you are going...turn around before you can't remember where you were. (davidgotribe@aol.com)

If you don't know where you are going...then that bump on your head is a lot worse than you first thought. (saxonraerae7@aol.com)

They do...they drive in MINE...

If you don't know where you are going...just once, couldn't you drive in someone else's lane? (lilfishjean@comcast.net; ldolphin34@hotmail.com)