(updated 25 Oct 08) 

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Again I'm giving everyone double the Rat's Asses because I haven't updated in an eon.

He who devotes sixteen hours a day to...

He who devotes sixteen hours a day to hard study may become at sixty as wise as he thought himself at twenty...Mary Wilson (born 1918), British poet, best known as the wife of former British prime minister, Harold Wilson. Now that you know the origin of this quote (betcha thought we made it up!) we’ll proceed with the winners.

He who devotes sixteen hours a day to... HumorMeOnline, is bound to win one of these freaking contests sooner or later. Helloooooooo! (AntKitty@antics.org)

He who devotes sixteen hours a day to...watching the political scene isn't spending nearly enough quality time on HumorMeOnline.com. (tphyll@oal.com)

He who devotes sixteen hours a day to... HMO will get a rat’s ass AND a flat ass. (ponytayl@cox.net)

He who devotes sixteen hours a day to having sex and being on the potty may not know if he’s coming or going. (maxcel200@aol.com)

He who devotes sixteen hours a day to...having fun is either a happier person or flat broke! (WJKbase@aol.com) (Or loves Chinese food.)

He who devotes sixteen hours a day to...Fox News is hot for Sarah Palin. (tphyll@aol.com)

In related news:

He who devotes sixteen hours a day to...eating frozen pork may have his lip stick on a pig. (maxcel200@aol.com)

He who devotes sixteen hours a day to...selling mufflers, must really be exhausted (Airfarcewon@aol.com) And fuming over such long hours.

He who devotes sixteen hours a day to...his job is either a pimp or a VERY dedicated double-shift worker. (retrometro@rogers.com)

He who devotes sixteen hours a day to...sex is not having a hard time of it. (tphyll@aol.com) Come again?

The next three entries come directly from Masters and Johnson:

He who devotes sixteen hours a day to...oral sex will be bushed. (maxcel200@aol.com)

On the other hand:

He who devotes sixteen hours a day to...masturbation will, at the end of the day, be beat! (e-merlin001@hotmail.com)

He who devotes sixteen hours a day to...sex will eventually peter out. (maxcel200@aol.com) Right, for most of us it’s 16 seconds.

He who devotes sixteen hours a day to...constantly repeating himself is either a parent of a toddler, certifiably insane, or both. (gerg17@comcast.net)

I worked 25/7 to come up with this winner:

He who devotes sixteen hours a day to...being the current President of the United States and running the country is rumored to wonder what the hell to do with the other nine hours. (dianyra@aol.com)