(updated 27 Jun 07) 

...is half the fun.

Dating only one of the Doublemint Twins...is half the fun. (joseph-blevins@sbcglobal.net; ldolphin34@hotmail.com)

Uranus...is half the fun...and so is mine. (MysticSamuraiX@aol.com) Ya know...I could have lived for 100 years without knowing anything about this and I'd have been just fine.

Filling 50 water balloons....is half the fun. (ldolphin34@hotmail.com)

Having your entry finally picked...is half the fun. (sunni61773@aol.com) The other half would be?

A masochist getting pinched by the small claw of a fiddler crab...is half the fun. (GrandPoobah651@comcast.net) Being a sadist watching would be the other half...or getting pinched by the big claw? You know, you guys sometimes confuse the hell outta me.

I would guess playing a video game with an eyepatch on...is half the fun. (monacof@bellsouth.net)

Getting yourself involved in a celebrity sex scandal...is half the fun. (MindgameFiziks@hotmail.com) Unless it's with Rush Limbaugh or Larry King...ewwwwww.

The pulling of the finger...is half the fun. (davidgotribe@aol.com)

Three times one-sixth of the fun....is half the fun. (lhill@bryant.edu) Hmmmmm....do you see the word "MATH" anywhere in the title of HumorMeOnline? Don't make me do math, you wouldn't like it.

Watching her bikini top fall off...is half the fun. (vinyllover45@yahoo.com)

Sex after marriage.... ..is half the fun. (ukkfayooyay@aol.com) Hey, I thought it was supposed to be nonexistent?

Having a mermaid for a girlfriend...is half the fun. (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

Taking a drink whenever John Madden says something stupid...is half the fun. (archerjoe@hotmail.com) But I think that adds up to way too much fun in the end...you could probably ask lhill there to do the actual figures for you. ;)

Making love to a midget...is half the fun. (maxcel200@aol.com)

Thumb wrestling with a leper...is half the fun. (GrandPoobah651@comcast.net) And midget thumb wrestling with a leper would be 1/4 the fun? See??? Again with the math!

Unless you are the one who's looking at ME...

Getting bare...is half the fun. (ThunderHorse68@aim.com; edprocoat@msn.com)