(updated 28 Dec 07) 

The truth will set...
(Suggested by NITRAMXXX@aol.com)

Well, I also gave these people double points since I didn't update anything the day after Christmas as originally planned...so you all may thank me by sending large gifts of money.

The truth will set... you free. Lies will get you elected. (Pootybrew@goosemoose.com)

The truth will set...you in the pokey for 3-5. (jdcoops3@aol.com) Okay, I know you sent in a similar entry...but no one used the word "pokey".

The truth will set... you back about half your net worth and your house in a divorce settlement. (edprocoat@msn.com)

The truth will set...(whispers) "the truth, the truuuth!" Oh please, am I the only Dune fan here? (guitartexn@aol.com) Maybe...just don't use any of that mind controlling crap on me to try to get me to pick your entries...that will never work.

The truth will set... nearly 3 inmates free! (davidgotribe@aol.com)

The truth will set... you free, but it won't set Jell-O. (jrgracey1@aol.com)

The truth will set... in and leave you horrified when you finally meet your online girlfriend, "SexyHillaryFromNY", in person. (rsherman@netplexgroup.com) Bill??? (Yeah, yeah...you saw it coming.)

The truth will set...you up for complete and total disaster. (candaceelder2002@yahoo.com) See above.

The truth will set...on a dusty shelf in Washington, and we never will know about the grassy knoll. (jaberwok@yahooy.com)

The truth will set...you back a hefty lawyers fee. (Electronicwaffle@yahoo.com)

The truth will set... you in your bedroom with a sore ass, no matter what your dad tells you. (edprocoat@msn.com)

The truth will set you free because your wife will divorce you. (NITRAMXXX@aol.com) Well it was those lies you told that got you in the hot seat to start with.

The truth will set... off a chain of events that could land you in prison for a while. (pcorradin@comcast.net)

The truth will set...your Mom off, so tell her lies! (amythorning@yahoo.com)

The truth will set...the gold standard for how much of a scumbag you truly are. (candaceelder2002@yahoo.com) Woohoo...thanks for having faith in me!

The truth will set... your pants on fire if you are lying. (rsherman@netplexgroup.com; e-marlon@sio.midco.net)

The truth will set...the divorce rate at an all time high. (flynnkj19@aol.com)

The truth will set...like Jell-O on a cold day in hell. (ubinrude@peoplepc.com) Especially if you've used fresh pineapple.

The truth will set...you flee.... (mitchwatts@yahoo.com)

The truth will set... in, in about four hours, but by then everyone will believe all the gossip anyway. (edprocoat@msn.com) TMZ...we make stuff up faster than Lindsay Lohan can drive drunk.

The truth will set...you in traction if it's about your wife's weight. (jdcoops3@aol.com)

I honestly think you and I need to talk...

The truth will set...you free. Lying, on the other hand, will set you up for life if you do it right! (skibip@aol.com)